8 '90s TV Show Bullies That Still Scare The Crap Out Of Every Millennial

I love absolutely love '90s televisions. And it is a fact — a 100 percent true fact — that '90s television was the best television that there has ever been. Because '90s television has it all: truly heartfelt life lessons, characters that mixed bright colors and patterns with wild abandon, and unbeatable cameos from pop stars — it was absolutely perfect. One more thing that '90s television has got on lock? The '90s bullies that still scare the living daylights out of me and every other millennial.

And I remember a lot of really good things from the '90s, like Mr. Feeny (aka, the greatest educator of the 20th century) and the ultimate #relationshipgoals of Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funnie. But man, those '90s bullies? Yeah, 20-something years later, and I still do not like them.

I cannot exactly explain why these things still scare the crap out of me. It might take countless hours with a therapist to truly break down and understand the effect '90s television had on my tiny developing mind. But whenever I hear the names of some of these characters, a cool chill goes up my spine. In some ways that's super impressive (congrats, '90s television writers) in other ways that's like really sad.

Anyway. While I deal with that, here are the '90s television bullies that can still scare all millennials after all of these years:

Libby Chessler From Sabrina The Teenage Witch

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There is literally nothing worse than a bully with lame comebacks and a superiority complex. And competing with your archenemy for the love and affection of your crush/future soulmate — total nightmare.

The Ashleys From Recess

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Move over Regina George, the Ashleys were OG mean girl clique. After many years of dealing with mean girls, I have learned that they are the scariest thing on planet Earth. A group of mean girls with their own catchphrase? A 1000 times worse.

Roger Klotz From Doug

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I have now realized that I have a habit of dating Rogers (read: tortured artists who cannot properly express their feelings). It's best to avoid guys like Roger at all costs.

"Endless" Mike From Pete And Pete

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Remember when Mike with the rest of Pumpkin Eaters try to destroy Halloween? What an a-hole.

Kanker Sisters From Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Peach Creek was filled with many interesting people (anyone remember Plank?) but the Kanker Sister were in a class all their own when it came to bullying. They were triple the trouble and triple the bad haircuts.

Angelica Pickles From The Rugrats

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I have many fears as a semi-adult, having a child like Angelica ranks near the top. This chick still haunts me.

Helga G. Pataki From Hey, Arnold!

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A child who keeps a replica of their school crush and only expresses their feelings through violence is not an adult I ever wish to meet. Wondering the kind of adult Helga would become has kept me up at night.

The Temple Guards From Legends Of The Hidden Temple

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While not technically bullies, the Temple Guards a total menaces. Full grown men who hide in dark places and grab unsuspecting children? Yeah, I still fear the Temple Guards to this day.

If you need me I'll be in a corner crying my eyes out and trying to forget that Helga from Hey, Arnold! ever existed.

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