Please tell me you've marked your calendars, because Feb. 9 is National Pizza Day! And, there's no better way to honor all of the wonder and glory of pizza than with a few hilarious and fitting pizza memes.
The fact that today is National Pizza Day — an unsuspecting Tuesday — is almost too much for my faint heart to bear. Honestly, there are a few tears of joy trickling down my face as I type this. I'll be honest, there are many different things I love in this world, including all of those cliché things you're essentially genetically programmed to love — like my husband, my family, and my scruffy little terrier mutt. But, coming in at the top of that list? Well, it's pizza.
I could eat pizza for every meal if it was socially acceptable. I mean, have you ever had a breakfast pizza? They're delicious. And, now that I think about it, I actually did have pizza four different days last week. Don't judge me — it was worth it.
Plus, when you take a second to think about it, pizza is one of those rare dishes that allows you to combine nearly every element of the food pyramid onto one delicious, flaky crust. It's like a magic catchall. So, pizza, these memes go out to you, my one true love, on the greatest day of the year.
Now this is a relationship that's destined to last.
Some people might call this statement sad — I call it wonderful.
Have you ever met someone who doesn't like pizza? If so, cut them out of your life immediately.
Drive by my house after I've placed a call for delivery, and I'll guarantee you'll see this exact scene at the front door.
I mean, I'm married. And, I think my husband and I would both agree that stuffed crust pizza is way better than that.
Go home, celery. You aren't wanted here.
Let's be honest, I'm never eating salad if there's even the slightest possibility of pizza arriving soon. Actually, I'm rarely ever eating salad at all, because pizza exists.
Really, though. Don't come between me and my one true love.