11 Ways To Rep Team Iron Man This Halloween
The year is almost over, and while there are still a few potential blockbusters still to come in 2016 like Doctor Strange, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and Rogue One, I think it's safe to say the biggest movie of the year was Captain America: Civil War . The film dominated the box office in 2016, leading the way with a worldwide gross of $1.15 billion. Everybody saw the movie, which means there will be plenty of people repping their preferred side of the battle this Halloween. And if you took Tony Stark's side in Civil War, you're in luck because I've come up with 11 ways to be Team Iron Man this Halloween.
Repping Team Iron Man of course consists of more than just dressing up like Tony Stark or Black Widow (though that's part of it), you also have to behave like a member of Team Iron Man. And just to refresh your memory, Team Iron Man consists of the aforementioned Iron Man and Black Widow, along with War Machine, Spider-Man, Vision, and Black Panther — meaning there's room for lots of different personalities. So check out all the ways you can embody the spirit of Team Iron Man this Halloween.
1. Be Sarcastic
If you're going to hang with Tony Stark and company, you'd better learn how to crack a joke or two.
2. Wear Red
When repping your favorite team, you've got to wear your team's colors, right?
3. Wear A Black Catsuit
The preferred uniform of both Black Widow and Black Panther, this is a stylish way to show your allegiance.
4. Vote Democrat
The election is only eight days after Halloween, so if you want to put your money where your mouth is in supporting what Team Iron Man is fighting for, i.e. more government oversight, you should vote for Democrats.
5. Wear A Team Iron Man T-Shirt
A bit on the nose, sure, but at least you won't have to explain your costume.
6. Embrace Technology
You don't need to be a synthezoid like Vision or wear a robot suit of armor like War Machine, but keeping your face buried in your phone all night should show that you're a techie.
7. Wear Underoos
If you're having trouble deciding between wearing something sexy and representing Team Iron Man, get you a costume that can do both.
8. Carry Around A Captain America Voodoo Doll
Nothing shows support for Team Iron Man like hatred for Team Cap.
9. Wear A Goatee
Tony Stark's iconic facial hair is one of the most effective ways to show whose side you're on.
10. Step Up Your Sweater Game
Vision doesn't have to be the only one who shops at Banana Republic.
11. Get Into A Huge Fight With Your Best Friend
I mean, really, this is probably the most accurate thing you could do.
There you have it, 11 totally sane ways to represent Team Iron Man this Halloween. Tony Stark himself couldn't have come up with a better list.
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