The Sexiest Cyber Monday 2016 Deals, Because Your Sex Life Deserves A Gift Today

With all those sexy Black Friday deals out of the way, it’s time to focus on Cyber Monday. Just like Black Friday, Cyber Monday has become a major part of holiday shopping traditions, whether you’re getting a sexy gift for your significant other or for yourself. Because, let’s be honest, you deserve something after getting almost all the way through the bizarre, surreal, and crazy year that was 2016 — and what you really deserve is a sex toy, of course.

Just like any other product you can get at some majorly discounted rates today, sex toys companies and retailers are also offering deals that will make anyone’s sex toy collection even more interesting than it was before. From vibrators and dildos, to kinkier products like paddles, floggers, and whips, Cyber Monday has no shortage of deals for everyone's unique sexual tastes and, ideally, your sex life will be better for it. If sexuality is all about exploring, then sex toys are exactly what you want to add to your sex life.

So as you put all those work deadlines on hold today so you can grab these deals before they expire at midnight, here are nine sites to hit up first. You will be more than happy you did.

1. Vibease

Vibease Wearable Vibrator, $59, Vibease

Vibease, the wearable vibrator that links to erotic audiobooks is having a crazy good Cyber Monday sale. How crazy good? Half off crazy good. And, as someone who tried Vibease and loved it, if you're someone who gets off on dirty talk, this is totally the goodie you want to give yourself — or give to someone else who loves dirty talk. All you have to do is enter promo code CYBER116 when you check out.

2. The Stockroom

Impression Paddle-3 Hearts, $24, The Stockroom

The Stockroom, home of some deliciously kinky toys, will celebrating their Spanksgiving Sale through Cyber Monday until November 30. All your spanking needs — crops, canes, paddles — will be up to 40 percent off.

And, if that isn't enough to entice you to head on over to The Stockroom, then maybe their Black and Blue Sale will, with up to 70 percent off select items and an additional 15 percent off when you use the promo CYBERTHANKS at checkout will. Reminder: This is mostly geared toward the BDSM crowd.


TIANI 3, 74,50 €, LELO

If you were distracted on Black Friday with deals and didn’t get your fix of what LELO was offering, no worries! On Cyber Monday, LELO has 100,000 products for sale, with discounts as much as 70 percent off and free shipping.

4. Dame Products

Eva, $90.50, Dame Products

Although the promo code is the same one they used for Black Friday, BLACKFRIDAY2016, you can still get 10 percent off your purchase today at Dame Products. And considering how fun their hands-free, wearable, vibrator, Eva is you want to consider adding this to your collection.

5. Unbound

The Booty Box, one quarter membership $65 (plus discount), Unbound

Over at Unbound, the quarterly subscription of sex toys for women, you can get 30 percent off today with the promo code CYBERMONDAY30 and 50 percent off steals and deals with code STEALS&DEALS50. Considering this is a subscription that comes straight to your house and perfectly curated for your sexual preferences, this is one hell of a deal.

6. Lovehoney

Lovehoney BASICS Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring, $8, Lovehoney

Sex toy retailer, Lovehoney, is offering Cyber Monday Three Days of Thrills, with quite an eclectic selection of toys for everyone's needs — most of which are up to 40 percent off today.

7. Adam & Eve

A&E Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit, $49.95 (plus discount), Adam & Eve

Today only at Adam & Eve, you can get 33 percent off three items or more, with the promo code STUFFIT. You also get free shipping after you spend $59 with promo code 59SHIP. And, to even sweeten the deal, if you use the code BUSTLE, separately from the STUFFIT promo of course, you can get 50 percent off nearly any product on the site and not just today!

8. Jimmyjane

Deluxe Vibrating Silicone Balls, $22.99, Jimmyjane

Jimmyjane is offering 50 percent off sitewide with Flash Friday: Four Full Days of Seductive Savings. With the promo code FALL50, you can get up to half off Jimmyjane products through Cyber Monday. The only product you can't use the discount on is Hello Touch X, but everything else is a go.

9. Babeland

We-Vibe Tango, $63.20, Babeland

Although none of their deals are being recognized as Cyber Monday deals, Babeland still has a bunch of discounts going on all over the site. For example the promo code 20SAVE will get you 20 percent off the most expensive toy in your bag, there's 20 percent off all vibes by We-Vibe, and 25 percent off the Womanizer Deluxe. I tested the Womanizer and I can attest to be mind-blowing level of fun.

So don't let these awesome Cyber Monday deals pass you by. Get online and start shopping!

Images: Vibease; The Stockroom; LELO; Dame Products; Unbound; Lovehoney; Adam & Eve; Jimmyjane; Babeland