18 Christmas Films You Can Stream In 2016, So You Can Have A Truly Happy Holiday

In theory, it’d be nice for Santa to deliver you unlimited movies on all your favorite platforms this year, but let’s be real. Unless you’ve been really, really good you’re going to be stuck with one, maybe two places to stream your favorite Christmas movies this season. Maybe Netflix and your dad’s Hulu account, possibly Amazon Prime and your ex’s HBO GO. It could be any sort of combination. What’s imperative, though, is to know what your yuletide options are this season, and that’s why I collected some solid and occasionally strange streamable holiday movies for you... no matter what subscription you use.

Of course, there’s a whole mélange of Christmas picks to choose from, depending on your preferences. Do you need to flashback to an old-fashioned Christmas? Or are you a bored cynic that would rather have an low-key holiday? Or do you just want to pick from a bunch of Charles Dicken’s Christmas Carols adaptations? We definitely run the gamut, and hopefully you’ll find something substantial. Although, truth be told, some platforms tend to deliver heavier than others. Not saying which, just saying I’m thankful for my family Netflix account.

Regardless, scroll down to see what, if anything, each streaming service is giving you this Christmas.

Netflix

From old, bold, brassy musicals to a silent night with a new indie, we have...

Scrooged

Paramount Movies on YouTube

The film is a modern (well, 1988 "modern") pitch black comedy take on A Christmas Carol, and, yes, this list alone will doll out a lot of takes on the classic tale. It's been done and overdone a million times. This one, however, definitely makes a top 10 adaptations list solely based on the fact that it stars Bill Murray.

Love, Actually

thecultbox on YouTube

It's celebrity packed, super saccharine, and slightly divisive. So perfect if you love watching these sentimental holiday-centric rom-coms, and perfect you love hate-watching these sentimental holiday-centric rom-coms.

White Christmas

Paramount Movies on YouTube

Gorgeous colors, gorgeous costumes, show-stopping musical numbers, and so much vintage class that everyone goes to bed wearing full face of make-up.

Happy Christmas

Movieclips Coming Soon on YouTube

This film, which sees an aimless Anna Kendrick moving in with her brother, is really Christmassy because of the timing. Probably an ideal pick if you're a lost 20-something who plans on spending your holiday homecoming hanging out with your high school boyfriend (uh, not that I would know anything about that).

Just Friends

Movieclips Trailer Vault on YouTube

I'm not really big on the concept of a "friend zone," but there are some sweet spots in this film, and Anna Faris as a loopy pop star gives an A+ comedic performance.

A Christmas Kiss

Doctor Love .Channel on YouTube

This is a personal guilty pleasure that I caught in a nail salon a few years back. If you want some a lightly Lifetime-ish Christmas rom-com that skates the line between "overtly gross and cliche" and "almost cute," I recommend this. There's sleigh rides and late night ice cream chats with girlfriends, because of course.

The Holiday

theholidaymovie on YouTube

In which Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz house swap, and it goes much better than when you got that cockroach-infested Airbnb in Silverlake.

Hulu

Featuring vintage flicks and obscure picks like...

Babes In Toyland

LaurelandHardy3 on YouTube

The so, so, weird 1934 Abbott and Costello feature that's still a little bit charming in its wonkiness... even with that creepy Mickey Mouse puppet.

RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza

Fathom Events on YouTube

Not really a movie so much as it's a seasonal feast of bite-sized Christmas tales with commentary from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crowd. If you're into that. Which, how can you not be?

Scrooge

Cinedigm on YouTube

One of the most well-worn adaptations, this colorized vision of A Christmas Carol dates back to the '30s... and is an aggressively fine substitute if you can't get your hands the 1951 Alastair Sim version.

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

DTFFmaryville on YouTube

You know what, just in case you saw the PeeWee Christmas special and thought, "Nah, not weird enough."

HBO GO

You're in luck. We have a lot of the new classics here, including...

The Family Man

Movieclips Trailer Vault on YouTube

A single, cutthroat business man wakes up one day married to the girlfriend he let go of years ago. Nicolas Cage's suburban journey on the path not taken is weirdly delightful.

Dr. Suess’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas

UniversalMoviesINTL on YouTube

Sure, I still would take the concise Boris Karloff-narrated cartoon any day of the week. However, the expanded look on the Whoville's favorite time of the year (and Jim Carrey's exuberant take on the green baddie) is still worth a casual rewatch.

Home Alone

John Erler on YouTube

Even though the robber-catching mechanics really defy logic in a modern view (as does abandoning your child by accident), it's hard not to head Home for the holidays.

The Muppet Christmas Carol

SKYTV on YouTube

Guys, you know this story by now. For whatever reason, Rizzo the Rat is the real MVP in this re-telling, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even play a real character beyond "Rizzo the Rat."

Amazon Prime

Unless you want to shell out money to rent-and-stream, there isn't a whole bunch of must-watches. That is, except for...

Miracle On 34th Street

20th Century Fox on YouTube

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A classic that has everyone, a young Natalie Wood included, believing in Santa by the end of the film.

Frosty’s Winter Wonderland

Warner Bros. Home Entertainment on YouTube

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Frosty gets a wife, and Jack Frost is nipping on everybody's nose... and nerves.

The Year Without A Santa Claus

PointBonita on YouTube

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That sounds like a hella grim premise for a Rankin/Bass film, but don't worry, kids. Santa has but only a head cold, and you know what cures head colds? Apparently proof that civilians do believe in him.

Happy holidays, everyone. 'Tis the season to stay indoors and watch every movie you can.

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