Kim Kardashian's Psychic Has Some Really Bizarre "Revelations"
Could baby North West be getting a little brother or sister? According to a clip from an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, yes. In the clip, Kim Kadashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Rob Kardashian are out exercising when Khloe asks what Kim's psychic told her (you know, like you talk about when you're just casually hanging out with your siblings), and Kim reveals that she was told Khloe cries herself to sleep every night, and Kim's about to get pregnant for a second time.
That's exciting! I wonder if it will be a boy or a — wait.
Did Kim just out Khloe for crying herself to sleep every night? Even the Us Weekly article that published the clip seems to think the headline is the pregnancy, and not the fact that Khloe Kardashian cries herself to sleep every night, like that's not something we should be concerned about. Listen, I know Khloe is in a rough spot, but every night? Is she okay? Does she need help? Why am I the only one disturbed by this?
That incredibly distracting fact aside, the psychic also told Kim that Khloe should get a sperm donor if she wants to have a baby, and that Rob should get a puppy. Also, she said that Rob is not bipolar, so there's that.
Here are some other predictions we wish would come true for the Kardashian family:
Khloe Meets A Normal Guy and Gets a Talk Show
As the absolute best member of the entire Kardashian family, Khloe deserves only good things to happen to her. She also deserves someone who will love her for her, and not for her association with her family.
Kourtney Dumps Scott Disick, Takes Their Kids, and Lets them live a normal life.
Please. Please, Kourtney.
Rob Stops Getting Body-Shamed
It can't be easy to be heavy in a family that's so aggressively image-focused. I hope Rob learns that health— not weight— is what really matters, and adopts a healthy lifestyle free from fat-shaming.
Kylie and Kendall Get Over Themselves
It's too late for the rest of the Kardashians, but maybe, just maybe, Kyle and Kendall could still have come-to-Jesus (or Buddha or Vishnu or whatever deity they believe in) moments about the things that are actually important in this world. (Hint: Partying with celebrities and free, underage bottle service are definitely not.)
Kris Backs Off
Living vicariously through your daughters — especially the younger ones — isn't good for anybody. Let them be who they are, and you go figure out what makes you happy!
Scott Disick is Punched Repeatedly In The Groin
Look. I know people love him, but I don't see it.