The Harry Styles Shirtless & Nearly-Nude Photo Superlatives You Didn't Know You Needed

All of us can agree that Harry Styles, one of the five handsome young lads that make up the mega-major boy band we know as One Direction, is something else, yes? A sight to behold. A hottie of epic proportions... who always seems to be down to flaunt his torso. No complaints here. Fans may request that Styles not lick anything, but no one in their right mind would ask him to put a shirt on, AMIRITE? AHWOOOGAH.

I wouldn't say I turn into a cartoon wolf with hearts for eyes and a lolling tongue whenever I happen upon a shirtless Styles pic, but I never mind the view. What can I say? The 1Der is a great-looking human with great hair who just so happens to look great sans top. I’m not not going to click a “HARRY STYLES SHIRTLESS” link. Just living my truth.

There's a lot of shirtless Styles on the Internet. G'bless. So, which shirtless Styles moments are the greatest shirtless Styles moments? I think I've found 'em. I scoured the Internet far and wide for shirtless and pantless (I'm already here, so why not?) Styles photos, GIFs, and videos. (Please light a candle for my browser history.) And rather than rank 'em (an impossible task), I awarded each moment a superlative.

The Harry Styles Shirtless, Pantless, & Nearly-Nude Pic Superlatives

BEST KICKING IT ON THE COUCH MOMENT

Is he? Isn't he? The world may never know!

BEST TAKING A LEAK MOMENT

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

BEST MOMENT OF FAUX MODESTY

Oh, stop it! Both of you know you look good.

BEST LET’S GET PHYSICAL MOMENT

I'm just going to leave this one here.

BEST MESSY BUN/NO SHIRT COMBO MOMENT

That topknot is so captivating, you almost forget Styles isn't wearing a shirt. Almost.

BEST DOG WALKING MOMENT

Shirtless and leashless.

BEST TATTOO REVEAL MOMENT

Oh my!

BEST ACOUSTIC GUITAR MOMENT

Get the guitar outta there! It's just in the way.

Best Laughing In A Pool Moment

Ugh, I want to knooooow what he's laaaaughing aaaaaat.

BEST WALRUS IMPRESSION MOMENT

Uncanny.

Congratulations, Harry Styles! Keep up the terrific work.

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