All of us can agree that Harry Styles, one of the five handsome young lads that make up the mega-major boy band we know as One Direction, is something else, yes? A sight to behold. A hottie of epic proportions... who always seems to be down to flaunt his torso. No complaints here. Fans may request that Styles not lick anything, but no one in their right mind would ask him to put a shirt on, AMIRITE? AHWOOOGAH.
I wouldn't say I turn into a cartoon wolf with hearts for eyes and a lolling tongue whenever I happen upon a shirtless Styles pic, but I never mind the view. What can I say? The 1Der is a great-looking human with great hair who just so happens to look great sans top. I’m not not going to click a “HARRY STYLES SHIRTLESS” link. Just living my truth.
There's a lot of shirtless Styles on the Internet. G'bless. So, which shirtless Styles moments are the greatest shirtless Styles moments? I think I've found 'em. I scoured the Internet far and wide for shirtless and pantless (I'm already here, so why not?) Styles photos, GIFs, and videos. (Please light a candle for my browser history.) And rather than rank 'em (an impossible task), I awarded each moment a superlative.
The Harry Styles Shirtless, Pantless, & Nearly-Nude Pic Superlatives
BEST KICKING IT ON THE COUCH MOMENT
Is he? Isn't he? The world may never know!
BEST TAKING A LEAK MOMENT
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
BEST MOMENT OF FAUX MODESTY
Oh, stop it! Both of you know you look good.
BEST LET’S GET PHYSICAL MOMENT
I'm just going to leave this one here.
BEST MESSY BUN/NO SHIRT COMBO MOMENT
That topknot is so captivating, you almost forget Styles isn't wearing a shirt. Almost.
BEST DOG WALKING MOMENT
Shirtless and leashless.
BEST TATTOO REVEAL MOMENT
BEST ACOUSTIC GUITAR MOMENT
Best Laughing In A Pool Moment
BEST WALRUS IMPRESSION MOMENT
Congratulations, Harry Styles! Keep up the terrific work.