What Was In Josh Murray's Lie Detector Test? The 'Bachelorette' Dude Must Be Hiding Something

By now, we all know that The Bachelorette's Josh Murray is a smooth talker who could charm the pants off of a pig, but it seems he may not be able to talk himself out of this situation. Despite wooing Andi with his million watt smile and next level make-out skills, it seems the results of his lie detector test may come back to haunt him. For those of you who missed the lie-detector-in-a-dungeon episode, Andi (and by "Andi," I mean "the producers") had the guys sit for a lie detector test while in Italy. The men who administered the test revealed that three men told no lies, one man told two lies, and two men told three lies.

Not to discriminate, but all signs point to Josh telling a lie or two. He couldn't have expressed more of a disinterest in taking the lie detector test, saying not once, but a few times that relationships are built on trust, and if Andi trusted him/them, he/they wouldn't have to take the test. Now, even though he's right, it's just a little lie detector test. With questions like "Do you want kids" or "Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?" (which yielded some disturbing answers from Dylan), each contestant could've slid through the test quite easily by just being honest. Andi is a huge proponent of honesty, and honestly, Josh has a few secrets he's been keeping. But what? Can Josh be trusted? I think I know some of the secrets he could've been hiding:

WHY THE GUILTY REMNANT SMOKES

I know I'm about as lost as anyone is when it comes to HBO's The Leftovers. This show drives me absolutely nuts. It seems like every time a question is answered, or not answered, a new one pops up. Just tell me why the GR smokes and I won't ask you for anything else, Josh.

WHAT A PANTSAPRENEUR IS

Honestly, I could probably survive without ever finding out what a pantsapreneur is just because JJ O'Brien is like the cutest thing ever.

CHEAT CODES FOR KIM KARDASHIAN: HOLLYWOOD

There's no WAY I'm wearing the same bathing suit that I wore to the photoshoot last week when Kim and I go to Punta Mita together! Hello! That's Hollywood Fashion Etiquette 101. Help a girl out here, Josh.

HE KNEW THAT DYLAN DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

Everyone can rest easy. It seems Dylan actually does "sanitize" his hands after going to the bathroom. But part of me wonders if that tiny bottle could get him through an entire seven weeks. Did he bring extra bottles in his suitcase? I'm still wondering about that.

HE KNEW WHO THE SECRET ADMIRER WAS

AKA Chris Soules. One of the big questions of the season was who was this secret admirer sliding in and sweeping Andi off her feet with these love notes? All of the guys seemed just as clueless as we were, but I have a feeling Josh knew. He's perceptive that way.

THE SECRETS TO BEYONCE'S PERFECTION

But seriously Josh, if you know something I don't about how to be as amazingly flawless as King Bé, you've got to let me know. You can DM me, or text me later or something. We'll work it out.

HOW THE MAN WHO HAS SURVIVED OFF OF JUST PIZZA FOR 25 YEARS Actually SURVIVES

I'm actually really desperately in need of an answer to this question because if I knew how to do this, I would've started and never stopped about 10 years ago. And no this isn't an urban legend told amongst kids who hate their broccoli. A man really has survived for 25 years by only eating pizza.

Rumors are starting to surface that we Bach fans may find out the answers to the lie detector test (Andi ripped them up and never read them) during Men Tell All. Did Josh lie twice, three times, or did he just tell the truth?

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