Zoe Saldana Confirms She's Having Twins with a Sneaky Halloween Comment
Back when the story broke that Zoe Saldana was pregnant, she wasn't too excited about how the news came out. Because of the news leaking, Saldana wasn't able to announce her pregnancy herself and wrote a tweet in July which said, "'I believe that any violation of privacy is nothing good.'~Lech Walesa. I would like to thank all the f--king media for invading our privacy." It's totally understandable why Saldana was upset, but as her pregnancy has continued, she's become more open about talking about her exciting news herself. Most recently, it seemed that Zoe Saldana confirmed she's having twins in an interview at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Hollywood Costume opening.
At the opening, Saldana spoke to E! News and when asked when she would be dressing up for Halloween this year, she responded while rubbing her belly, "I might. I might need three costumes. I might have to make some adjustments, but it would be nice." Three costumes. See, that means twins, right? Or maybe she just meant that she needs a costume for herself, her baby, and her husband, Marco Perego. Nah, that bump rubbing gesture is a dead giveaway. Plus, Britney Spears totally spilled the beans in a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight when she responded to a question about working with her Crossroads co-star again by saying, "Who knows? That's a very good idea. But she's pregnant with twins right now. So I'm sure she's got a huge future ahead of her." Oh, Britney.
Seeing as she's interested in a trio costume, I have a few suggestions for Saldana. She may not be able to use these ideas this year (seeing as she'll probably still be pregnant), but if she follows my lead, she'll be set for Halloween for the next few years.
What 36-year-old actress doesn't want to recreate a critically panned movie of her past with her infant children. Saldana can dress as her character and the twins will be Spears and Tayrn Manning. Ridiculous early 2000s clothes for all!
Saldana can dress as a ballerina and both twins can be Peter Gallagher because, oh my gawd you guys, babies with Peter Gallagher eyebrows?! It needs to happen.
All three of them wear normal clothes and walk around with a green screen behind them.
Guardians of the Galaxy
The babies are both Baby Groot, duh. Saldana dresses as Vin Diesel and speaks in his Groot voice as if it's the babies all night.
Babies in Star Trek outfits! Cute! One of them should wear a toupee so he looks like Shatner.
Pirates of the Caribbean
Saldana has spoken openly about almost quitting acting because of "the political stuff that went on behind closed doors" when working on Pirates, so I'm thinking the twins dress can like the film industry people who were crappy, and Saldana can wear a dress printed with her current IMDb page. Booya!
You're welcome, Zoe. I hope you and your babies enjoy your next six Halloweens.