There are two TV shows I can watch repeatedly and never get sick of: Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Full House. Trust me, I've seen episodes of each more times than I can count (or would like to admit), yet somehow, they never grow old. Sure, there are other shows that I occasionally catch repeats of, but none stick out quite like the Kardashian-Jenners or Tanners. Maybe it's because they're both abnormally large, yet extremely entertaining families? Who knows. Anyway, since Bustle writer Daniela Cabrera already figured out what Full House would look like in 2014, I've decided to do the opposite — setting Keeping Up With the Kardashians in the '90s.
Could you imagine?! Instead of wearing all black, the sisters would wear neon sweaters and funky overalls. It'd be pretty amazing and filled with plenty of side-ponytails. While, unfortunately, we can't find a time machine to send the cast back to the good old days, I've decided to take some liberties and imagine what it'd be like if Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian were hanging around a '90s household. Same goes for younger siblings Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Basically, it would be a whole different world.
Here's what the show would be like if it took place two decades ago:
Kim Would Keep a Password Journal
Since she's always tweeting, Kim K would need another way to keep the world updated on her life. Getting into the spirit of the '90s, she'd keep a Password Journal. Kourtney and Khloe would try to break into it, but luckily the voice-controlled technology would prevent that.
Kendall Would Beg Her Mom For a Tamagotchi
If you're an avid KUWTK fan, you probably recall the episode where Kendall makes Kris watch her dog while she's away. If set in the '90s, Kendall would probably leave her Tamagotchi for her mom to look after. Hey, those were a handful too!
Kendall & Kylie Would Be BFFs With Mary-Kate & Ashley
Nowadays, they're friends with other famous sibs like Jaden and Willow Smith. But back then, Mary-Kate and Ashley were the coolest sisters around. I bet these four would've been the best of friends.
iPhone Selfies? Nope, They'd Use the iZone Camera
Remember the iZone camera from Polaroid? They debuted in 1999 and produced small photos that doubled as stickers. After taking a picture, you then pull the film out of the side of the camera. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, check out the commercial above featuring Britney Spears. It explains it way better.
The Family Would Share One Phone Line — Yikes!
Back in the day, people didn't have their own phones at their fingertips. Instead, we had to take turns waiting for the line to be free. Given how often they use their iPhones, this would be a struggle for the Kardashian crew. Especially since so many scenes of the show include them calling each other from their cars.
They'd Be the Most Popular People on AOL
Instead of Instagram and Twitter, the family would use America Online as an early form of social media. They would spend hours perfecting their buddy profiles. Here's a guess of what their screen names would be:
x0PrEtTYKiMmy, KouRtTtT1979, KhLoEDoLLxX, KeNnJeNn19, KyKyLeex3
Kim Would Create Her Own Gameboy Game
Pshh, Gameboys were like the original iPhones. If Kim Kardashian: Hollywood was a Gameboy game, I bet it'd be even more popular than Pokemon!