Are you ready for some real as Colby cheese Real World: Explosion news? You should set down your purse sandwich, my friend, because what I'm about to say deserves your undivided attention: Jenny Delich and Brian Williams are ex-pecting a child. No, not thatBrian Williams. The other Brian Williams. The Brian Williams who gifted the planet with quotes like "There's other fish in the sea. All the fish are colorful. Jenny is the giant mythological squid." Delich was one of the season's original seven cast members, and Williams was her on-again, off-again boyfriend who showed up mid-season with the rest of the ex-significant others. Apparently, Real World: Ex-Plosion was just the jolt their relationship needed; the two are still going strong and they will be welcoming a baby into the real world this summer. Aww!
(Side note: When I first read the couple's news, I wanted to throw a penny in a fountain and make a wish that MTV would give Delich and Williams their own reality show. Cameras could follow the parents-to-be around as they adjust to life with a new baby, enter this next chapter of their lives, and inevitably say hilarious things, à la Snooki & JWoww, I thought. It would be so great! Brian and Jenny were so funny on Ex-Plosion! ...But then, I remembered all of the bad stuff that went down on the Ex-Plosion finale. The bad, violent, terrifying stuff I guess I pushed from my mind. And now I want to throw a penny in a fountain and wish that bad stuff never happened.)
Here is the very sweet announcement: