Four years after she blessed the universe with "Jam (Turn It Up)", aka the jam you just gotta turn up so don't try to fight it, Kim Kardashian has made her triumphant return to music: Kris Jenner's second oldest daughter is reportedly taking piano lessons AND may or may not start playing violin again. Kim tweeted one of her music goals: she wants to learn one of husband Kanye West's songs.
I hope this becomes more than just a hobby. I hope a music career becomes Kim's latest endeavor. I hope she records multiple songs. I hope she makes an album. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. My life would be komplete if Kimmy K. dropped an EP.
Bustle’s own Arielle Dachille imagined what it might be like if Kim Kardashian were to audition for a spot in an orchestra. Following in my colleague's footsteps, I imagined what it might be like if the selfie maven were to release a full-length album. And now I will list the reasons why this album would be a terrific thing to happen to music.