After a steady stream of "#AvengersAssemble" tweets, the final full-length Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer made its debut today and it is a blood-pumping two minutes and 18 seconds. Of course, Marvel fanatics can rest easy in knowing that this isn't the last of the Avengers movie series, with Avengers: Infinity War Part One and Avengers: Infinity War Part Two to follow. Literally, the series will go on until infinity. But I'm sure that you still have some burning questions that need satiating after the debut of this mind-boggling teaser.
The truth is, I don't have any answers. I am not Joss Whedon, or a Marvel expert, or someone who can tell the future. BUT, I AM just as curious as you about what the hell is happening here with all the swarms of robots, strange weaponry and mediocre artwork. So I captured some of the most WTF moments from the Age of Ultron trailer, so we can muse over the potential plot of this film together.
If you haven't checked already, make sure to watch the brand new trailer below, and then join me as I ask these 12 burning questions sparked by the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer.
1. Where the hell is this?
2. Wait, is this Ultron's secret lair?
Why would a robot need a secret lair?
3. Why are these supernatural humans even entertaining the idea of becoming a robot's lackey?
If basic research serves, that's Scarlet Witch and possibly Quicksilver, they are accomplished human beings that have extraordinary powers, why would they want to be slave to a talking iPhone?
4. Who signed off on this tacky sculpture?
5. What's this whole mess?
6. Where are these people even running to?
After all those gigantic inter-dimensional alien attacks don't you think they'd just quit by now or, you know, wait for the Avengers to save the day.
7. Is this going to be a new power couple now?
Or are they just coincidentally standing up against each other so close they can smell everything they had for lunch on each other's breath for like... funzies? Like I do with all my male friends.
8. Can I have this?
9. What sparked this tiff?
10. What are all these little guys?
I feel like this may be a problem in the future.
11. What about these crazy weapons?
What the hell do they do? Are they laser-daggers, or is Black Widow about to go raving?