When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die... you're also really exhausted and confused about how many characters are marrying into what houses, with the Game of Thrones wiki up on your phone. It's a lot to handle, and there are some scenes that are so brutally unforgiving, like in Sunday's episode with That Horrible Scene. Even Tyrion Lannister, resident Funny Guy of the seven kingdoms, is too sad, dirty, tired, and bearded to throw us a bone with a sardonic comment every once in a while. The best he can do is make some snarky comment about his drinking problem, then puke at Varys' feet. But hey, that's all dark and dim, and we have almost a full week before the next episode of GoT comes around to slay us like a white walker would, and there are plenty of Game of Thrones memes out there on the web to calm you down while you get ready for the carnage. Even if Jon Snow knows nothing, I hope someone teaches him how to use the Google machine so he can eat least get a few giggles in before his inevitable death.
Anyway, take the edge off, settle down, have some wine, avoid a dragon, and enjoy the memes while you can. Because who knows when George R.R. Martin will get back to work?
Joffrey, Eat A Snickers
As Marcia Brady knows, you're not you when you're hungry. And the worst thing hangriness can do to you is turn you into Joffrey Lannister, er, Baratheon.
Four Red Weddings And A Funeral
Honestly, in Westeros, if you have a wedding and a funeral to attend on the same day, do NOT try to RSVP to both. Go to the funeral, where someone's already dead so you won't need to lose your head.
Think of the worst Lannister you know, then think of the worst Justin you know, then thank the old gods and the new that these two iterations of scummy tween will never collide and exist in the real world. Also, while we're at it, you should also their haircuts.
Mastercard For Lannister Debts
Because you know everyone in Westeros is cash poor.
Hodor, Hodor, Hodor
Who Says Love Is Dead In Westeros?
Probably everyone who ever died at a wedding. (Bonus points if it was their own.)
Hipster Game Of Thrones
Take that, Hipster Ariel.
Gregor Party Dude
The Hound might be busy babysitting Arya Stark, but his bro the Mountain is broing out with some brewskis with his broskis.
God, I think I would rather be burnt to a crisp by Cersei's dragons than have to decided which family is more messed up, the Lannisters or the Bluths.
I've made a huge mistake.