6 Things Charles Should Do With His Money On 'Pretty Little Liars,' Because Torturing The Liars Isn't the Greatest Investment
It came as no surprise that the Pretty Little Liars Season 6 premiere left fans with way more questions than answers. Like how will Sara Harvey play into this storyline moving forward? What the heck happened to the Liars in those dollhouse bedrooms? WHO IS CHARLES DILAURENTIS?!?! The list goes on and on. However, there's one particular question that's constantly crept its way to the forefront of my mind: where does Charles get all of his money? I mean, just think how much it probably cost him to create that life-sized dollhouse. I'm no expert on such matters, but I can imagine it didn't come cheap. Clearly, A is working with some serious financial backing at his disposal, which makes me wonder how else Charles could put all that money to better use.
Just imagine what Charles could do with all that moola and resources if he were to stop wasting all of it on his vendetta against the Liars. The possibilities would pretty much be endless. Granted, the show would be far less exciting if Charles just decided to end his reign of torment and retire to a tropical island somewhere. But from a purely logical point of view, here are some of the many ways Charles could use some of that cash flow for the greater good.
Open Up His Own Collectible Doll Store
We all know by now that Charles has a thing for dolls. Opening a store could be the healthiest way to channel all that passion into an appropriate outlet. Sure, the dolls would still be creepy, but at least we wouldn't have to worry about them popping up in random places.
Become A Real Life Willy Wonka
Charles loves candy. We love candy. So why not take some of that money, sprinkle it in dew, cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?
Start A Fashion Line Of Yellow Shirts
Or, you know, buy other shirts for your guests to wear. Either way, let's just shake up this wardrobe routine a little bit, shall we?
Fix That Darn Generator
For someone who spent so much money building a massive, secret dollhouse, you'd think he would've invested in a generator that didn't malfunction/turn off on a daily basis. What is this, amateur hour?
Write An Autobiography
If Charles really wants to avenge whatever it is that sent him down this dark path, then writing a tell-all account of his backstory would be one way of doing that in a non-threatening manner. Heck, he could even afford to buy his very own publishing company and sell nothing but that book. (I'm thinking either The GrAve Truth or The Anagram Of My Life as a working title. Thoughts?)
Set Up A Chipotle Franchise In Rosewood
Because if you're going to torture people, you should at least give them a reason to get up in the morning. That guac alone is certainly worth a threatening text or two.