What Jackie & Kelso's 'That '70s Show' Wedding Would Look Like, From Her Lacy Gown To His Hilarious Vows
Rumors began circling on Monday that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were secretly married over the July 4th weekend. According to a report by People Magazine, the two tied the knot at The Secret Garden at Parrish Ranch in Oak Glen, California. Buslt has reached out to the couple's representatives for comment, but no response has been given yet. Kutcher and Kunis met in 1998 on the set of the successful sitcom That '70s Show playing the series' favorite on-again-off-again couple Michael Kelso and Jackie Burkhart. The couple started dating in 2012, got engaged in 2013 and had their first child together in 2014... and it seems they have been deliriously happy together ever since.
In July 2014, Kunis spoke with W Magazine about her views on marriage, "I never wanted to get married. From the age of 12, I prepared my parents for no marriage. Then things changed — I found the love of my life. Now my theory on weddings is: Don't invite anyone. Do it privately and secretly. My parents are OK with that. They're just excited that I said yes." It sure sounds like Kunis followed through with her plans.
Even though Mila Kunis might not be one for big, flashy weddings, the character she played on That '70s Show certainly would be. Since we don't know the details about the rumored Kunis-Kutcher nuptials, let's think about what Jackie and Kelso's wedding would look like:
1. Jackie's Dress Would Be Big & Lacy
It's the '70s, she needs ALL OF THE PLEATS.
2. The Groomsmen Would Definitely "Hang Out In The Basement" Before The Ceremony
It would be the most hilarious wedding ever... at least to them.
3. Eric Would Be The Best Man
Because Fez and Hyde both dated Jackie. Awkward!
4. Kelso Would Tell An Embarrassing Story In His Vows
Like about their first time sleeping together.
5. Jackie Would Make Donna Wear Something Truly Hideous
I predict orange creamsicle color and puffy sleeves.
6. Hyde Would Almost Ruin The Wedding
He'd stand up when the priest asks for objections, but then pipe down before he made an actual scene.
7. Kitty & Red Forman Would Slay The Dancefloor
Hopefully with these outfits.
8. There Would Be Another Round Of The Newlywed Game At The Reception
This time, Fez wears a golden tuxedo for his hosting duties.
9. Everything Would Be White & Pink and Over-The-Top
Think of a buttercream icing cake...then add more sugar. That's their wedding.
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