If your first thoughts upon waking in the morning are what you're going to have for breakfast, you're probably obsessed with food, and I salute you. Nothing puts the pep back in my step like parking my rump in front of the TV with an old episode of Sex and the City and a bag of cheese puffs. If life gets in the way of your meals and you love no place more than the Taco Bell drive-thru, you're going to relate to these 21 products for people who love to eat so hard.
Why do we love eating so much? For starters, food tastes good, obvi. You haven't lived until you've toasted up a piece of rye bread, spread some mashed avocado on it, and then topped it off with a fried egg that you cut open and the yolk oozes out everywhere.
I'm going to need just a minute here.
There's more to it than that, though. Research suggests that certain kinds of food, especially fast-acting carbs (think bagels and sweets), actually affect the parts of your brain related to pleasure and reward.
Food can change you — and not just in the way Reddi-Wip's dairy-free whipped topping changed me because now I can eat it and not die after.
I mean food can, like, change you on a brainy level.
If you're all about finding the perfect brunch spot and having a "midnight snack" at 9 p.m., keep reading. These 21 products are for you.
1This Cup For All The Dunkers Out There
2A Cheese Board You Can Label
3A Home For Your Avocado
4These Pizza Coasters
5A Pizza Night Light To Chase Away The Monsters
6This Dessert-Covered Comforter
7A Better Way To Plan All Your Meals
8This Phone Case Disguised As A Hot Dog
Don't lie. You know how many times you've been out and about running errands and spontaneously thought, "Damn, I could really go for a hot dog right now." This drool-worthy phone case is the next best thing. Don't eat it.
9The Greatest Pool Float In The Universe
10A Taco Tree Ornament To Make Your Holidays Merry
11A Food Subscription Box That Brings You Treats From All Over The Globe
12This Cup That Lets You Eat Fries The Way Fries Were Meant To Be Eaten
If you're one of those people who squirts ketchup all over their fry pile, shame, shame, shame on you. This dipping cup allows for optimal fry consumption. This is the way the universe meant for it to be.
13This Swiss Army Knife That's Really Utensils
14A Peanut Butter Spoon *Just* For You
15A S'mores Machine You Can Use Any Time Of Year
16The Sweetest Addition To Shower Time
17This Convenient Pasta Cooker For The Microwave
You know those nights when you simply can't be bothered with pots, strainers, and waiting for the water to boil? That's the worst. Put your noodles in this container with some water, toss it in the microwave, and watch the magic happen. Now you can eat pasta every night.