28 Gifts For People Who Love Mermaids

If you thought 2018 was the year of the mermaid, you were right — except that the trend doesn't seem to be dying down any time soon. If you know anyone who's utterly obsessed with merpeople (can't blame them), then you can't miss these 28 gifts for people who love mermaids — the "mythical" creatures who definitely really exist and we just haven't made contact with them yet.

Fight me.

Mermaids are like aliens. People like to deny their exist. We call those people "wrong". In oceans so deep we've never seen the bottom, in underwater caves so expansive it's all a big mystery, no one can definitively say there's no such thing as a half-fish/half-human creation that swims near the bottom of a sea, lives in an underwater city, and maybe combs her hair with a fork.

If you've ever seen The Little Mermaid, then you probably walked away having learned three key points:

  1. Mermaids have beautiful singing voices.
  2. They're friends with the other sea creatures and partake in coordinated dance numbers.
  3. Mermaids are real.

Don't question it. Just embrace it.

If you wish you could breathe underwater and relate more to fish than humans, you'll probably be obsessed with these 28 gifts.

1Stemless Wine Glass

Stemless Wine Glass 17oz

Amazon

Pay tribute to the greatest mythical creature on earth even when you're getting your drank on.

2Sequin Pillow

leegleri Mermaid Sequins Pillow Case

Amazon

If you thought it couldn't get any better than mermaids, you clearly haven't yet thrown any sequins into the mix. These pillows are major #homedecoratinggoals.

3Sherpa Blanket

Catalonia Mermaid Tail Sherpa Blanket

Amazon

This is going to be the greatest manmade invention of our time. You haven't lived until you've worn a mermaid blanket.

4Mug

Karma Gifts Boho Black and White Mug, Mermaid

Amazon

Enjoy a steaming cuppa joe or your favorite green tea out of this chic black and white mermaid mug. Bottoms up!

5Lunch Bag

ART OF LUNCH Insulated Neoprene Lunch Bag for Women, Men and Kids

Amazon

Lunch in style. This scaly bag is perfect for the devoted mermaid lover.

6Photo Album

Beachcombers Mermaid Photo Album

Amazon

Now you can hold all your best memories in your very own mermaid photo album, because an ordinary photo album just won't do.

7Bookmark

Koogel Metal Bookmark

Amazon

For the real bibliophiles out there who also love mermaids, this bookmark is a dream come true. Never lose your spot in your current read again.

8Wind Chime

Sunset Vista Designs Great Outdoor Land and Sea Collection Wind Chime - Mermaid

Amazon

Couldn't your garden or patio really use a mermaid wind chime? Of course it could. No home is complete without one.

9Stocking

Good Ruby Mermaid Tail Christmas Stockings

Amazon

Red stockings might be tradition, but this mermaid stocking will look so much cooler hanging from the fireplace.

10Jewelry Box

Riding Wave Mermaid Fantasy Art Nouveau Jewelry Box

Amazon

Stores your valuables and fine jewelry in this exquisite jewelry box fit for mermaid royalty.

11Dish Towel

Primitives by Kathy, Cotton Dish Towel

Amazon

Aren't we all pissed about not being a mermaid? (Except for me, because I am.)

12Desk Lamp

Mermaid 3D Optical Desk Lamp LED Night Light

Amazon

Are you afraid of the dark? Fear the night no more. This mermaid night light is here to keep you feeling cozy and safe.

13Air Freshener

FIKA Ariel Little Mermaid Car Air Freshener

Amazon

Your vehicle is going to smell fresh as a daisy with this sweet mermaid accessory.

14Keychain

Jzcky Shzrp Cute Mermaid Crystal Rhinestone Keychain

Amazon

You know what your key ring is missing? A rhinestone mermaid keychain.

15Water Bottle

Karma Gifts Mermaid Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Blue

Amazon

Stay hydrated while staying true to your love of mer-people.

16Coasters

Little Mermaid Princess Ariel Themed Coaster Set

Amazon

Rings on your expensive wooden coffee table? No thank you — especially not when you have these Disney coasters.

17Coloring And Puzzle Book

Mermaids in Wonderland: A Coloring and Puzzle-Solving Adventure for All Ages

Amazon

Coloring books and puzzles keep your brain sharp, and this mermaid-themed book is a real cherry on top.

18Swaddle Blanket

100% Organic Muslin Swaddle Blanket by ADDISON BELLE

Amazon

Sure, fine, whatever. It might be for babies... but no one is going to judge you, a grown adult, if you snuggle with it at night.

19Business Card Case

Nautical Mermaid Copper Business Card Case

Etsy

This mermaid business card case from CosmicFirefly on Etsy is going to make you look super ~professional~ and sophisticated. The others in the office will be so jealous.

20Terrarium Kit

Terrarium Kit | Sleeping Mermaid

Amazon

Make your own mermaid terrarium with the help of this kit. All materials are included. Bonus!

21Candle Holder

Mermaid Decor, Candle Holder

Etsy

Level up your home furnishings with this statuesque candle holder from SouthTexasHomeDecor on Etsy.

22Mermaid Tail Glass

Homecube 2 Pack Creative Personality Mermaid Handmade Glass

Amazon

I know what you're wondering, and the answer is no — you do not have too many glasses.

23Car Decal

Mermaid Tail Car Decal

Etsy

Etsy seller TheVinylRabbit knows the trick to instantly making any car look cooler: a mermaid tail window decal.

24Wood Sign

Mermaid Sign

Etsy

Do mermaids literally give you life? This wooden sign seems appropriate. Get it from SaltyVibe on Etsy.

25Candle

Bath and Body Works Mermaid Lagoon 3-Wick Candle

Amazon

Fill your home with the aromas of shimmering ocean water, Tiare flowers, and sea mist.

26Flippers

Mahina Mermaid MerFun Mermaid Flipper

Urban Outfitters

Now you too can effortlessly glide through the water.

27Tote Bag

Mermaid Tote Bag

Society6

Carry around all the essentials in this fabulously mesMERizing (see what I did there?) tote bag.

28iPhone Case

Glass Mermaid iPhone Case

Society6

Your cell is always glued to your hand. Why does it not have a mermaid on it, hm?