How 13 People Are Celebrating National Sex Day
Can you feel it in the air — that hopefulness, that... grinding? That's right, National Sex Day has arrived. Maybe you didn't know about it — I mean, I write abut sex for a living and I didn't know about it until recently. But it's June 9, or should I say 6/9. Get it? National Sex Day has a sense of humor. In fact, Urban Dictionary has said it's on 6/9 because that "closely resembles the popular sex position 69". Profound.
But still, I'm all up for any holiday and, realistically, an excuse to get down. So how are people celebrating National Sex Day?
Well, you might think the answer is obvious: sex. Lots of sex. Buckets of sex. But let's be real — we've all gone through dry spells. Times where we feel like we couldn't get good sex even if we stood in Times Square with a sign. And not everybody is that into it doing it. Luckily, tough, the folks of Twitter have come out to share their celebration techniques.
From getting busy in the bedroom to feeling like life is giving you all the screwing you need, it seems like everyone is embracing this holiday in their own ways. Here's what people have said about how they're choosing to go for it.
Taking It Into Their Own Hands
National Sex day? Gonna show myself extra love— Mantoine (@GodKingToine) June 9, 2017
when it's national sex day but u lonely asf pic.twitter.com/M4ev6VQ9If— mel ✨ (@mel9nie) June 9, 2017
Bucking The Trend
Y'all really having sex tomorrow?? On National Sex Day??? Lmao how predicable, be more spontaneous— Alan (@alienhoes) June 9, 2017
I'm practicing celibacy for the month of June so enjoy #nationalsexday for me— GQ (@gqmania) June 9, 2017
Looking For Partners
So Friday is national sex day...whom tryna take one for the team— weed elf (@mckayaustin) June 5, 2017
OMG NATIONAL SEX DAY IS ON 6/9 WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX— G lEY nA (@yeehawoley) June 2, 2017
Just Trying To Get Through The Day
national sex day and the only thing fucking me is life😊😊😊— Kateeee (@KateShaw97) June 9, 2017
Owning The Loneliness
It's national sex day tomorrow and I know I'm not getting any dickaroo 😭😩💀🤦🏾♀️ https://t.co/jOfehNJ05R— GOT A MAN ❗️ (@CeeRichiee_) June 9, 2017
Spreading The Word About Safe Sex
Catching Up On Sleep
#NationalSexDay 😭😭😭 guess who going be sleep🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️— Valdez Maupin 💭 (@DezMaupin) June 9, 2017
Realizing It's Actually Every Day
Netflix & Ch... Just Netflix
June 9 is #NationalSexDay 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ I'll be watching OITNB 🤷🏽♀️‼️— hi. I'm Corn (@cornxxx) June 7, 2017
So whether you're having sex alone, with someone else, or just avoiding it completely — enjoy your National Sex Day. It's the American thing to do.