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19 People Describe Valentine's Day In Three Words

by Amanda Chatel
BDG Media, Inc.

With Valentine's Day around the corner, Twitter has already jumped on the chance to make it into a topic worth hashtagging. The trending #ValentinesDayIn3Words hashtag gives some wonderful insight into how people *really* feel about Valentine's Day.

Trying to put Valentine's Day into just three words requires some creativity. Of course, mine would be: "Pizza all mine," and based on what I saw, pizza was definitely making a splash all over Twitter, so it's nice to know I'm not alone. Others took the opportunity to give a shoutout to another holiday that falls in February: Singles Awareness Day. It is three words after all, but that day is actually the day after Valentine's Day, on February 15. (Also keep in mind Galentine's Day is February 13, if you're trying to go all out).

As hundreds and hundreds of Valentine's Day-related tweets poured in, it was difficult to keep up with the most fun. But I did my best, weeding through the offensive ones, the violent ones, and the ones that were so damn depressing, I thought I would cry too. Here are 17 tweets of wisdom from Twitter's #ValentinesDayIn3Words, from "vodka, food, friends" to "please use contraceptives":

1For Those Who Have Their Priorities Straight

2For Those Who Want To Make Valentine's Day Political Again

3For Those Who Are Doing Galentine's Day Right

4For The Deep Thinkers

5For The Lonesome Doves

6For Those Looking To Pick Up A Stranger

7For The Drinkers

8For The Sex-Positive

9For Those Who Love Day-After Discounts

10For The 'Fifty Shades' Fans

11For The Morbid

12For Those Who Like To Keep It Honest

13For Those Who Put A Positive Spin On Things

14For The Super Romantic

15For 'The Brady Bunch' Fans

16For The Dramatic

17For The Poets

18For The Ambitious

19And, Again, For Those Who Have Their Priorities Straight

Because that's honestly what this holiday is really about.