The Most Common Misspelled Porn Searches Around The Country

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When it comes to the type of porn people watch, we normally think in terms of popular categories or different current events that have been enshrined into pornography. (And yes, "covfefe" has been searched over 9,000 times on adult site Pornhub already.) But Pornhub has brought us a funnier and more niche look — the most common misspelled porn searches. Because let's be real, we're not always paying attention when we're typing while excited. Especially when we're typing with one hand. They broke down the most common errors in each state and I could see a lot of these happening if I was in a rush.

Although I have to say, some of these are pretty ridiculous. I'm talking about you, Minnesota — but I'll get to that later. In any case, it's interesting insight. Because it gives us a look at what is popular in each state, but also just how much we can be in a rush to get to the good stuff.

You can check out the entire graphic of porn misspellings by state, to get an idea of what's happening in your neck of the woods:

1Porn — Porm

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It's amazing how many people search for porm. They really love them some porm. Really, guys? Porm is not a word. Porn is the word. That's right — even the whole name of what people were looking at was misspelled. Also, why are people searching for porn when they're already on Pornhub?

2Lesbian — Lesian, Lesbiam, Lebsiam

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The sapphic searches were fumbled a lot. People looked for lesians, lebsians, and, in Texas, even lebsiams.

3MILF — MIFL

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It's an acronym. How the eff do you misspell an acronym? It's only four letters — and each letter is attached to a word you know. But the people of Nevada were looking for MIFLs and the folks of Ohio really like them too.

4Hentai — Henti, Hentia

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Hentai just stumped everyone. From the henti lovers of Pennsylvania and Washinton to the hentia enthusiasts of Iowa and Arkansas, this was a tough one for folks to get right.

5Amateur — Amatuer, Amaturr, Anature

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OK, sometimes I spell this wrong, so I sympathize. Although 'anature'? Really, Mississippi?

6Threesome — Thresome

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Some people just love their thresomes.

7Step Mom — Step Mon

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Minnesota was the only state that managed to really eff this one up. Step Mon? Really?

8Ebony — Wbony

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Wbony? I'm going to assume that it's just because "E" and "W" are close on the keyboard. I'm looking at you, Florida and South Carolina.

We've all been in a rush before — just make sure that you're taking the time to type. If not, you don't know what you might end up with. The internet is a scary place.