'Vanderpump Rules' Stars Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright Got Matching Tattoos, But No, They Aren’t Of Pumptinis
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Well, I’ll be a bowl of SUR cabbage soup. Vanderpump Rules hero Jax Taylor got another tattoo to pay homage to another special person in his life. Yes, the rose tat that covers the “Stassi” tat, the flower tat that covers the “Carmen” tat, and the skull tat that may or may not resemble ex-girlfriend Stassi Schroeder and/or ex-girlfriend Carmen Dickman have welcomed a new tat to the fold. But this time around, he didn’t go with his significant other’s name, nor did he go with a spooky rendering of her visage. This time around, Taylor and Brittany Cartwright got matching ink. And do not worry, neither monikers nor faces were involved.

As Bravo’s The Daily Dish pointed out, Cartwright and Taylor spent part of their most recent Florida vacation in a tattoo parlor. At said parlor, the couple elected to get bacon “A”s zapped onto their behinds. Oh, wait. I’m sorry. That is absolutely not what happened. Wrong Pump Rules vaycay tat. Let me try again: The Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky darlings both got a single arrow tattooed to their arms.

Proving that every now and again good things do happen, the pair documented the experience on social media. You can see screengrabs of Cartwright’s Snapchats over at The Daily Dish, and here’s Taylor’s Insta photo:

As far as my favorite Pump Rules tattoos go, I don't know if I can give the matching arrows the first place trophy. For starters, the matching arrows may not be as iconic as, say, the bacon “A” or the “Tom, Tom, & i” (but what is, really?). I’ll have to mull this one over. However, that is not to say I do not dig the matching arrows. I definitely dig the matching arrows. Frankly, Cartwright can do no wrong in my eyes, so of course I dig the matching arrows.

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Oh, I am feeling the matching arrows.

If I were to, I don't know, get a matching arrow, too, would that be a bridge too far? Or should I finally get a bacon "A"? Or should I rein in my Pump Rules fandom? Please advise, thanks.