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The funniest – and probably most awkward – Paranoia questions of all.
Personal quiz games can bring out the best – and worst – in people, especially when it involves “most likely to” questions. If you’re familiar with this set up, you may also recognise their significance in the Paranoia game. In this instance, the game gets more intense the longer it goes on, leading to some very awkward situations.
The essence of asking Paranoia questions is simple: You play the game by sitting in a circle, and take turns to read a question and whisper it to the person sitting to your right. They then have to choose a person who most fits the question, and say their name to the whole group. A coin is flipped, and if it lands on heads the question is revealed. But if it's tails, the question is kept secret and said person will have to wonder what on earth the other thinks of them.
You don’t necessarily need to play the quiz like this, especially if your game night is taking place on Zoom. If you want to take the game out of it, the progressively intense questioning is entertaining in of itself. So if you’ve completed the ‘would you rather’ questions, here are 45 funny, deep, awkward, and sexual “most likely to” questions to really get your family or friend group talking...
Heartfelt “Most Likely To” Questions
- Most likely to help a neighbour
- Most likely to adopt a stray animal
- Most likely to take part in organised fun activities
- Most likely to write a thank you card
- Most likely to give money to charity
- Most likely to do DIY tasks for a family member
- Most likely to pick litter off the beach
- Most likely to help the homeless
- Most likely to lend a hand to a random person
- Most likely to ghost you on whatsapp
- Most likely to be a volunteer
- Most like to give someone flowers
Funny “Most Likely To” Questions
- Most likely to pick their nose
- Most likely to slip on ice
- Most likely to say something embarrassing
- Most likely to trip over their own feet
- Most likely to appear on Married At First Sight
- Most likely to fart really loudly in public
- Most likely to burp really loudly in public
- Most likely to inadvertently flirt with someone
- Most likely to lose something really valuable
- Most likely to walk into a glass door
- Most likely to appear on Love Island
Deep “Most Likely To” Questions
- Most likely to be successful in their career
- Most likely to move into their dream home
- Most likely to become famous
- Most likely to become a millionaire
- Most likely to tick everything off their bucket list
- Most likely to discover the meaning of life
- Most likely to get married first
- Most likely to tell it how it is
- Most likely to quit their job
- Most likely to adopt a child
- Most likely to have children first
- Most likely to become a grandparent first
Awkward “Most Likely To” Questions
- Most likely to give a cheap gift
- Most likely to regift a recent gift
- Most likely to forget a birthday
- Most likely to reveal a secret
- Most likely to rob a bank
- Most likely to pull a sick day
- Most likely to jump a queue
- Most likely to return a gift
- Most likely to get arrested
- Most likely to go to jail
- Most likely to murder someone
- Most likely to die first
Sexual “Most Likely To” Questions
- Most likely to get back with their ex
- Most likely to cheat on their partner
- Most likely to have a threesome
- Most likely to be dominating
- Most likely to fake an orgasm
- Most likely to have a one night stand
- Most likely to have a fetish
- Most likely to have sex in public
- Most likely to be the loudest during sex
- Most likely to have the most inventive position in bed
- Most likely to humble brag about their sex lives
- Most likely to be great at oral sex
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