Kourtney Kardashian Reveals The Weirdest Rumor She's Ever Heard About Kim & Yeah, It's Literally Insane

In an interview with Elle Friday, Kourtney Kardashian was asked about the strangest Kardashian rumor she's ever read — and yes, her answer was, predictably, ridiculous. "The first thing my mind goes to is, there was some random rumor floating around that Kim lit a skunk on fire," the 36-year-old revealed. "It's absurd. It's the strangest thing I've ever heard. Obviously Kim does not set living things on fire! And anything I've heard about myself, it just pales in comparison to that. It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard."

It's an insane rumor to be certain, but it's no surprise Kourtney would bring this one up — it's the same rumor that Kim herself has brought up when she's been asked what the weirdest rumor she's read about herself is. In a Paper video from November 2014 entitled, "5 Questions With Kim Kardashian," North and Saint's mom revealed, "The strangest thing I've ever read about myself online was that I was just obsessed with, like, killing raccoons and really weird animals. And this person gave like a fake police report. This whole story about how I took my high heels and would just stomp on them. It was just the weirdest story I've ever read."

Wait, does that mean that Keeks also isn't knocking down Amal Clooney's door for a legal assistant job? Or that Kim and Kylie aren't actually out to destroy each other? Or that all of the Kardashian-Jenner's are in fact hooking up with Scott?! WHAT'S EVEN REAL ANYMORE?!

Yep, obviously, this rumor is astoundingly false, and something that we definitely should not dwell on. It's too ridiculous for that. Let's concentrate on more important matters — like, how to get one of Kylie Jenner's new lip kits, because is it just me or do those things sell out in like 0.5 seconds?