15 Hilarious Times When People Completely Failed At Dirty Talk

It may seem weird, but the best dirty talk isn't always the smoothest. It would be awesome if we always knew exactly the right thing to say to turn our partners on, but in reality, there will be times when we just totally fail at dirty talk. Sure, saying something hilariously awkward might take you out of the moment for a bit, but being able to laugh at yourself during sex shows confidence, aka a hugely sexy trait. When things don't go as planned in the bedroom, think of it as an opportunity to gain confidence in bed by being unabashed about any mishaps that may occur.

Whatever your most awkward sexual moment is, there's almost certainly someone who's experienced worse. With Whisper, an app that lets users anonymously share their secrets, we're privy to the juicy details of strangers' sex lives, which prove that we're definitely not the first (nor last) person to eff up dirty talk. Personally, I'm a bit of an over-sharer — even (or perhaps especially) when it comes to sex and relationships. But for others, getting things off your chest anonymously is a much better way to go, because anonymity means there's no need to hold back.

Here are 15 dirty talk fails guaranteed to make you feel at least a little bit better about any slightly awkward dirty talk attempts you might've had lately.

1. The Wannabe Arsonist

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2. Bon Appetit

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3. What's Sexier Than A Fish?

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4. Milk Your What?

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5. X-Rated

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6. Leave Mom Out Of This

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7. *Snore*

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8. An Odd Subject Change

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9. A Backhanded Compliment

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10. It *Is* Delicious

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11. Terrible Poker Face

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12. Laugh Through The Pain

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13. Sh*t Happens

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14. Check Your Thesaurus

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15. Perpetually Awkward

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Images: Andrew Zaeh for Bustle; Courtesy of Whisper