What's It Like To Be An Identical Twin? 45 Things Only We Twins Understand
Between all of the Mary-Kate and Ashley movies, Sister Sister, and The Parent Trap, '90s pop culture was truly the decade of the twin. "Sporty" Mary-Kate would have been incomplete without her "girlie" twin sister, Ashley. Tia Mowery, the "intelligent" twin, would have been boring and uptight if her twin sister Tamera, the boy-crazy one, hadn't been in the picture to balance things out. The Parent Trap basically gave every only child hope that they, too, had a secret twin out there somewhere just waiting to be their best friend and teach them the wonders of peanut butter and Oreos. Don't get me wrong, I love Passport to Paris as much as the next Olsen fan, but I'm here to say that life as an identical twin doesn't always include perfect matching outfits or interchangeably adorable boyfriends.
Being a twin certainly has its perks, but it also comes with a unique set of challenges. Whether you were half of a set of twins that did everything together, or you preferred your independence, growing up with an identical twin likely set you apart from your boring, singleton friends in a number of ways.
Without further ado, here are 45 things only we identical twins can truly understand:
When you look at baby pictures, you often have absolutely no idea which one is you
and When you look at toddler pictures, you still sometimes have no idea which one is you
Unless your parents did something stupid like this
Your friends are borderline obsessed with looking at old photos to see if they can tell you guys apart
and If they haven't already met your twin, they're borderline obsessed with meeting her
if you grew up in the '90s, you and your twin probably wore matching overalls
Or denim hats. With flowers.
Or warmup suits. Or chaps.
If you were ever in a dance recital you and your twin probably had to wear matching outfits
Simply because adults thought it was cute. It was not.
Tia & Tamera were basically your spirit animals
As were Mary-Kate and Ashley
As were Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield
As were Annie and Hallie (minus the whole one-of-you-being-British thing)
Growing up, your friends repeatedly tested you and your twin to see if you had telepathic powers
Sadly, you did not
but If you and your twin ever said the same thing at the same time, everyone in the room FREAKED OUT
(no one seemed to care if this happened with someone who wasn’t your twin)
You thought everyone in your life could always tell you and your twin apart
You were wrong
You’ve attended (or thought about attending) the Twinsburg Twins Days festival
But seeing that many twins in matching outfits kind of creeps you out
You’ve been asked approximately 1,389,908,909 times what it’s like to be a twin
but You still don't have a decent answer, as it’s pretty much like being asked what it’s like to breathe
your reaction when people ask if you've played tricks on your parents/teachers/friends:
And, for the record, YES. You did
Except they were boring and lame, so you don't really have any good stories
your reaction when people ask if your parents can tell you and your twin apart:
of course They can. They are your parents
your reaction when people ask if your friends can tell you apart:
If they couldn’t, they probably wouldn’t be your friends
Whether you liked it or not (YOU DID NOT), you and your twin had to share clothes as kids
no, This DIDN'T mean you had twice as many clothes as non-twins
it meant you had to share clothes with someone who would most likely stain everything
Accidentally wearing the same outfit as your twin was (and still is) the WORST
When it came to pretty much anything, you and your twin were extremely competitive
But when anyone asked if you were competitive, you’d immediately say “NO”
Everyone loves telling you that their childhood friend's/aunt's/coworkers' second cousins were twins
So they're "like, really, really good" at telling twins apart.
Your teachers always called you Ms. [insert last name]...
...and you only now realize it was because they were terrified they'd get your name wrong
When a random stranger inexplicably seems to know who you are, you aren't creeped out
Because you know they're most likely just friends with your twin.
Shopping with your twin is incredible, because they can try on clothes for you when you're too lazy
You know what it's like to have someone who has been through Every. Single. awkward phase with you
And it's oddly comforting
because you simply can't imagine what your life would be like without a partner in crime
yup, you two were meant to be together.
I love you sis!