Let's Retire These Pop Culture Things In 2017

Come on, guys, this has lost any meaning it might have once had. Women can do more and be more.

That Trump endorsement, though.

I think this one speaks for itself, but let me also take a moment to quote the royal: "This is not a game — it is her life and his."

I'm willing to forget about Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship even faster than they did if you're willing, too.

I'm so sorry one of the greatest comedians of our age is a little too black for you, Twitter trolls. Oh, wait, no I'm not. Get bent, and get out.

And yet still not the biggest problem we had with Rory's actions in the revival...

The time for mysteries is over. The time for answers is now.

Did you know Black Widow doesn't have a movie yet? Yeah, me too.

Pass.

Let's slap this out of our minds in 2017, thank you.

Let's face it: celebrity couples are going to break up. It's what they do. We don't need to scream that love is dead every time.

I know we all wish we were in the room where it happened, but can we get 50 percent less Hamilton puns? Please?

I'm glad that more and more people are beginning to realize that white feminism is a problem. Let's spend 2017 doing something about it.

Where they once stood for the strength and empowerment of women, and female friendships, they are now overused and overdone as a phrase.

That he said, she said got really old, really fast. Let's just enjoy the music.

I drew the line at Justmoji.

You know who I'm talking about. (Cough, Ben and Lauren.)

We all have a Dark Side telling us to have one more cookie. I get it.

It only took me a day to get over this. Can't we all just get along?

Even if you don't respect their beginnings, you have to respect them as entrepreneurs and reality TV stars. These women know how to make bank. Let's start giving them props instead of tearing them down.

I think we've all sufficiently learned that we can keep very, very still for the length of a Vine video. Moving on.

I know "Black Beatles" is a real crowd pleaser. Let's please ourselves with something else next year.

I can't believe it's 2016, and we haven't gotten over this yet. Let's aim to go high in 2017, guys.

Spoiler alert: an all-female Ghostbusters and Amy Schumer's Barbie movie aren't ruining anything. Except maybe your bank balance.

No.

They're dealing with it, and so should we.

I know they made this feud famous, but I think we can remove this narrative now.

Are they together? Are they not? New question: who cares? Let them be.

I mean, I still don't understand it. But I think we're over it.

Nothing against him as a person, really, but I think I've seen enough of him for a bit.

It's over, but are we over it?

Fun fact: Celebrities like to take selfies. Some of them might be risqué. So?

This relationship practically has a zombie-like nature to it, since, every time we think it's dead, someone brings it back. Let's not bring it back.

Or any women for that matter. But when rumors and body shaming push celebrities like Jennifer Aniston to write a whole op-ed about it, I think it's gone beyond too far.

Do I even need to bring up the Kim Kardashian robbery costume?

Let's not talk about it until and unless it actually happens.

Everyone who pushed Chrissy Teigen into making her tweets private needs to take several seats. And don't even get me started on those who attacked the flawless Leslie Jones.

Come back, Yolanda!

Big Brother is meant for summertime TV only.

When Tim Gunn disapproves, you need to rethink all the life choices that led you to that point.

I mean, we need to get rid of this all throughout society. But, come on, how are female actresses not being paid the same as the males in the same movie?

Not even all of them. Just some of them. There are so many.

Ideally, I'd like us to stop talking about women's bodies in general, but "post-baby body" is often used in such a shame-y way.

In the immortal words of Hillary Clinton, delete your account.

If it's not American Idol, do we really care?

The BAFTAs will be refusing to nominate any film that doesn't exhibit diversity come 2019. The ball's in your court, America.

Yeah.

Can we get a little more creative? Please? I mean, unless you're Lin-Manuel Miranda. Then you can do whatever you want.

When Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in Paris, people not only joked about it but said that she deserved it for flaunting her wealth. Can we stop making jokes when bad things happen to other people?

I'm not saying Drake can't cancel concerts if he's not at peak health. I'm saying that Drake's body needs to stop harming him so he doesn't need to cancel concerts.

He's really not that great of a boyfriend.

There are only so many times I can listen to "Shake It Off."

So, like I said, all of these things are pretty overdone by this point, and especially oversaturated in 2016. Let's look ahead to a brighter future in 2017, when these things are no longer literally everywhere, shall we?