For some, having a threesome is the ultimate sexual unicorn. As in, you've heard about them, you might even know someone who's had one (or two), but the opportunity has yet to come your way. And so you wait, maybe not actively searching, but definitely actively hoping. But there's good news for those of you hoping to cross a threesome off your sexual bucket list: There's an app for that. Of course.
Dating app 3somer is pretty much your one-stop shopping when it comes to procuring a threesome. While you can hope that you will find a threesome at a bar or club, 3somer puts you directly in touch with people who want to have a threesome, without all the awkwardness of broaching the subject with a stranger after a couple drinks at the local pub. "Threesomes are a very common fantasy," sex therapist Vanessa Marin writes for Bustle, "but they can be pretty tricky to pull off in real life." Aren't you happy you're living in the day and age of apps?
Studies have found time and time again that interest in threesomes are really high, but yet not everyone is getting in on the action. Maybe it's location? To figure out where one needs to be to get a threesome of their very own, 3somer researched the top universities for threesomes. Here are their very important findings.
1Arizona State University
Coming in at number 10 in the top 10 is Arizona State University. According to 3somer, there are 53 registered users who call this school home. Yes, 53 may not seem like a lot, but remember we're talking threesomes here, so even those who may want a threesome could lack the confidence to get on the app and look for one.
2University Of Central Florida
With 54 registered members, the University of Central Florida comes in at number nine on the list. Yes, there's some 64,000 students here, but 54 really isn't too shabby.
3Michigan State University
Tying with the University of Central Florida with 54 members, is Michigan State University. At least there's only 50,000 students there, so there's that.
4Temple University
At Temple University in Philly, you'll find 55 registered members on 3somer. You'll also find Philly cheesesteaks which, if food and sex are life's greatest gifts, you might want to transfer there.
5University Of Alabama
From 55 members at Temple University, we see a "big" jump to 58 members at The University of Alabama. Can you feel the love for threesomes as we get closer to number one? I can!
6North Carolina State University
Smack dab in the middle with 59 registered members is North Carolina State University. NC State is home to 34,000 students, so compared to the former schools on this list with 50,000+ students and less members, I'd say we're closing in on more opportunities for a threesomes.
7Florida International University
At number four on the list, with 77 members you'll find Florida International University. Considering this university is in Miami and Miami just reeks of sex the second you get off the plane, I'm surprised there aren't more — of course this study didn't take into account all the non-students in Miami who might be on the app, so there's that.
8University Of Michigan
With also 77 members on 3somer, is the University of Michigan. Similar to Florida, this is the second time we have a school from Michigan on the list. I'd say that says something about the students who choose Michigan for four long years and that something is something good.
9New York University
Now here's where we get into the triple digits! With 103 registered members, New York University sits pretty at number two on this list of the top universities for a threesome. As a New Yorker, I'm both proud and extremely curious what the member stats of New York City, as a whole, look like.
10Kent State University
And with 108 members, Kent State University takes the gold in the top universities for threesomes. Congratulations, Kent!
Although these numbers of registered members are relatively low they do prove a point: there are people out there who aren't just interested in threesomes in theory, but are on apps trying to make their fantasy come true. This is great! I can't reiterate enough how important sexual exploration is, so if you want to try a threesome but aren't sure how to do it, use an app. Apps have, at least romantically and sexually speaking, made our lives far more interesting.
