Twitter Invented Fake Taylor Swift 'Reputation' Track Lists That Are So, So Savage
Ever since everyone was stunned with the news of Taylor Swift's album Reputation arriving this November, Twitter just can't stop talking about it. In addition to posting enthusiastic messages that have been saved in drafts for three years (Can you believe it's been that long since 1989 came out?), some people on Twitter have invented Reputation track lists for the highly anticipated album, and they are as savage as you'd expect from the internet that never forgets.
Reputation is expected to be a tonal shift for the pop star, who posted art on her Instagram account that suggested a new look. Many are guessing her change in style will also come with an edgier sound. When 1989 arrived on the scene, it was touted as a departure from country music on Swift's path to conquering the pop genre. The path was laid long before then, though, with even her self-titled debut album being labeled "pop-minded country."
A move toward a raspier, more intense sound is also nothing new to the singer. Breakup songs like "Picture To Burn" from Taylor Swift and "Better Than Revenge" from Fearless led seamlessly into a tormented "I Knew You Were Trouble" from Red and later the glossier "Blank Space" from 1989. Now we see fans putting Swift in a whole new category. Some see her as going more on the offensive with her lyrics. Others just love the idea of her sneaking out of her apartment in a suitcase. And yet others have very specific ideas of which parts of her personal life in the last three years will make it into her lyrics.
1. Trapped In A Suitcase, Chapter One
seems like there are lots of mysteries about the new Taylor Swift album, but I can exclusively present this tidbit about its track list pic.twitter.com/vPrEvfIthE— Jacob Brogan (@Jacob_Brogan) August 23, 2017
I hope someone made sure that she can breathe in there.
2. She's Going For A Weird Al Parody Vibe
I would love to hear T. Swift cover some national anthems, TBH.
3. Using Her Own Quotes Against Her
LEAKED TAYLOR SWIFT REPUTATION TRACKLIST— arden jurskis (@ArdenJurskis) August 23, 2017
3. like (ft. Danny Brown)
4. to be
5. excluded from
6. this narrative
It was all a sign.
4. Yaaaaas Queen
Onion rings are a dish best served cold.
5. Feeling Deceived
TAYLOR SWIFT— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) August 23, 2017
REPUTATION TRACK LIST
To reiterate the comments, "Is this real?" and "How dare you."
6. Now She's Just Hedging
Taylor Swift "Reputation" track list:— dammit, ally! ⚡️ (@dammitally) August 23, 2017
Snaaaake it's a snaaaake (badger badger mushroom)
The next album will feature a song called "Best Blood."
7. The Meme That Keeps On Giving
Leaked Taylor Swift tracklist!!!!! pic.twitter.com/n7g0sAF65i— Zach Sullentrup (@zachsullentrup) August 24, 2017
The references just never end.
8. Snakes Ahoy
That teaser video had to mean something, right?
9. Sheet Cake Cures Everything
Taylor Swift: Reputation track list:— Drew Janda (@drewjanda) August 23, 2017
1. Tina Fey is woke as hell
2. Donating to UNICEF is enough
3. A Neighborhood You Can Jog In
10. Snakes Want To Be Excluded From This Narrative
OMG, THE TRACKLIST OF TAYLOR SWIFT'S REPUTATION ALBUM LEAKED 🐍 pic.twitter.com/kMFi7zuTfY— hanny (@adelesoup) August 23, 2017
Which they have never asked to be a part of, since 2016.
11. Emo Swift
taylor swift "reputation" album song list:— Sierra Horton (@sierrataylored) August 23, 2017
3. nobody understands me
4. ugh get out of my room mom
Did we travel back in time to 2005?
Though songs about suitcases might please some, Swift will probably be going for more popular appeal. Then again, don't be so surprised if one of these ideas does end up on the Reputation track list.