Here's All Of The 'Vanderpump Rules' Season 7 Scoop The Stars Have Shared So Far
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Don't for a second think that all of those happy cast photos that popped up on Instagram this summer mean a SUR-tain The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spin-off has taken a turn for the mild. Fans should expect Vanderpump Rules Season 7 to bring the Sexy Unique Mayhem — yes, even though the cast seems to be getting along better than ever. According to several stars of the hit Bravo reality series, it is going to be a doozy of a season. And if past seasons have taught viewers anything, it is to take such a Vander-promise seriously.
Bravo has not yet shared Season 7’s premiere date, so we can't say exactly how close it is. But do you know what we can do every day until the People's Choice Awards nominee returns? We can look at our calendars, point at yesterday's date, and declare, "We are now closer to Season 7 than we were yesterday." A Pump fan must do what a Pump fan must do to get through the Pump Rules offseason.
When Season 7 does arrive (presumably) later on this year, you may want to pour some honey-infused milk in a baby bottle before each episode. It sounds like watching the forthcoming chapter of Pump Rules will be as intense as swimming out to a buoy in the middle of a lake, and if there's one thing that can calm a Pump fan's nerves, it is a warm "baba."
You don't have to take my word for it. Take it away, Pumpers.