Don't worry, Beliebers — your pop king isn't getting married any time soon. If you've been up on your Justin Bieber gossip, you've already seen the report about Justin Bieber proposing to on-again-off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez. According to HollywoodLife, the Biebs proposed to Gomez after buying her an engagement ring — and the singer/actress told him thanks, but no thanks. But it looks like Bieber didn't get dissed by Gomez after all — because the whole report was, evidently, false. Gossip Cop reached out to Gomez' people, who said that the report was "ridiculous." Which is funny, because that's exactly what I think about Gomez and Bieber's relationship in the first place.
I can't imagine a world where Bieber is engaged to anyone right now, but apparently the dude is thinking about marriage — at least, in an abstract sense. According to his Instagram post, Bieber wants to propose to his "future wife" (OMG is it SELENA?!?) at Central Park. Let's just hope that day is far, far off in the future. Can you imagine the heinousness of a Bieber wedding? It would totally put the Kimye wedding to shame — and I mean that in the worst possible way. (Bongs in the gift bags? Lil Za as the best man? I am about none of this.) Gomez did right by saying "no" to the Bieber's proposal — even if it was in a fictional report.
Look, Bieber is a kid — he's 21, and not exactly, uh, "mature" for his age. He has plenty of time to propose marriage to his future girlfriends. Of course, marriage isn't the only thing I would recommend declining if Bieber asked. Here are the six things you should always say no to when asked by the Biebs.
"Will you choose the best naked selfie of me?"
"Let's get matching tattoos."
I'm good, thanks.
"Will you help me record this racist song?"
"Wanna drag race?"
"Let's pee in this bucket. It's a CLASSIC JOKE, BRO!"
"Can you help me get Selena back?"
Sorry, JB, not interested. Let's hope neither is Selena...