The Wedding Decor You Should Buy, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Your wedding day should be a reflection of your personal taste. That's why I'm going to have a cake made entirely of cheese. There's nothing better to steer you in the right direction than astrology, so we're going to talk about the wedding decor you need, based on your zodiac sign.
Let's not pretend your zodiac sign hasn't already influenced you tremendously. It was because of your horoscope that you were convinced you needed bangs even though you knew you'd look like Lurch from The Addams Family. It was because of your zodiac sign that you got a tattoo of your chihuahua's face covering your entire back. It was your horoscope that led to a "major career change" — i.e. leaving your job at the law firm to become a dessert influencer (not that anyone blames you).
It only makes sense that you use your zodiac sign to figure out what your wedding decor should look like.
Plus, unique, non-traditional, anti-cookie-cutter weddings are all the rage these days. People are looking for new ways to make their weddings uniquely them. That would explain wedding bouncy castles, inviting alpacas to your big day, and having a puppet be the officiant.
Some ask, "Why?" To those people, I challenge, "... Why not?"
If you're planning your nuptials and need some direction, here's the decor you should get, based on your zodiac sign.