There is no fandom quite like the Harry Potter fandom, because we Potterheads go way beyond just reading the books and watching the movies. We take vacations to the theme parks, build wardrobes entirely of Hogwarts gear, compulsively argue about conflicting fan theories, and, yes, we even have an unofficial guide to Harry Potter dirty talk. If you didn't know any Quidditch-related pick-up lines before, don't worry, because you'll be well-versed by the end of this.
When it comes to flirting with a Harry Potter fan, you really have to know your stuff. You can't properly hit on a Potterhead without at least knowing the basic history of Hogwarts, all seven of Voldemort's horcruxes, and the correct way to say wingardium leviosa. Having a few lines of Harry Potter dirty talk doesn't hurt, either.
The perfect Potter-inspired pick-up line is a fine balance of humor, sexiness, and unabashed nerdiness, and there is no line it isn't willing to cross. From spell puns to Dementor references to the inevitable wand joke, nothings off limits when it comes to flirting, Harry Potter style.
Whether you want to hit on a beautiful and geeky Potterhead or are trying to understand what one of them is saying to you, let these 17 Harry Potter pick-up lines be your guide to nerdy dirty talk.
1. "The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house."
2. "You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement."
3. "Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff."
4. "If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss."
5. "Is this seat taken, or do you mind if I Slytherin?"
6. "Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
7. "You must be a basilisk, because the moment I looked into your eyes, I froze."
8. "Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you."
9. "I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky."
10. "You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming."
11. "Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One."
12. "Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here."
13. "Want to see inside my Chamber of Secrets?"
14. "I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets."
15. "You may be a muggle, but that body is magical."
16. "If you think Myrtle moans, just wait until you spend the night with me."
17. "You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life."
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