‘Vanderpump Rules’ Tom Schwartz Pulled A Justin Bieber On Instagram & This Is Not A Drill
Well, here we are. Another year, another batch of Emmy nominations that, to my dismay, do not include Bravo reality series Vanderpump Rules in the Outstanding Unstructured Reality Program category. Granted, I'm not at all surprised (Pump didn't make Bravo's For Your Consideration cut), but oh how it burns. To soothe the pain, my fellow Vanderpumpfans, may I recommend the following: consume a hearty dose of ice cream (at LEAST two bowls), re-watch some of the best moments from Vanderpump Rules , and take a look at this picture of Tom Schwartz’s butt. I’m not saying photos of buttockses (buttockii?) solve problems, but it can't hu— OK, I don't really have an argument here beyond "because butt photo," so let's just move on.
Tuesday evening, the newly affianced T. Schwartz pulled a Justin Bieber on Instagram. No, he didn't post a picture with Ruby Rose or a bunch of grapes. The reality TV personality imitated the "As Long As You Love Me" singer's insta-infamous booty pic. In the photo, Katie Maloney's fiancé stands on a hotel balcony and points to something in the distance. The sun is out and the buns are out.
On that note, I am just going to leave this here:
And with that, I bid you g'day.
*Pats self on back for regularly checking the Vanderpumpers' Instagram accounts.*