9 Quiet Vibrators Your Roommate Will Never Hear
Whether you have a roommate (or several) or live at home with your parents, your living arrangement can definitely put a damper on your masturbation practices. While there's no shame in masturbating, because we all do it, sometimes you just want some privacy with your orgasm. But sometimes sex toys, vibrators especially, offer anything but privacy. For example, one of the most beloved vibrators of all time, the Hitachi Magic Wand, doesn't exactly qualify as "quiet" on the scale of vibration volume.
But because masturbation is healthy and so important to our physical, emotional, and mental health, just because you live with people, doesn't mean you have to give up solo sex completely. While masturbating without a vibrator is always an option (it's so quiet!), for some women, it just doesn't cut it.
The good news? There are plenty of high quality sex toys out on the market right now that won't wake up your roommates or entire family. From the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe (which has a "whisper mode") to the Womanizer Starlet (which offers air stimulation versus a noisy vibration), here are nine super quiet vibrators that promise to deliver — and do so in nothing louder than a hushed whisper.
1. Satisfyer Pro Deluxe
Satisfyer's products don't have the classic, noisy vibration you may be used to. Instead, they offer a contactless stimulation, with 11 settings, including a whisper mode. You can actually take this waterproof toy out of the bedroom and into the shower every morning, too. Nothing starts the day quite like a (discreet) orgasm.
I recently got my hands on Sweet Vibrations' Pixie and, honestly, I was shocked. I couldn't believe how quiet this vibrator was considering the amount of power it was dishing out. The only problem with this particular vibrator is keeping your moans on silent mode. Pixie will take care of the rest.
With five modes to choose from Unbound's Squish is so quiet that you could have a whispered conversation with your partner while using it — or with yourself — and you wouldn't hear a single peep out of the vibrator to distract you.
4. We-Vibe Nova
5. Satisfyer Pro Penguin
The difference between Satisfyer Pro Deluxe and Satisfyer Pro Penguin? Not much. Well, except one is a penguin. So if you're the type of person who prefers their sex toys to be both quiet and cheeky enough to leave anywhere in the house, then the penguin is the best option for you. Just like the Pro Deluxe, it's waterproof, has 11 settings, and a whisper mode.
6. Body Wand Aqua Massager
While the adored Hitachi Magic Wand won't cut it when you need to be discreet, the Body Wand Aqua Massager will get the job done. This battery-operated body wand has eight massage patterns and, like the Magic Wand, a flexible tip. Where this one is different is the fact that it can be used in the water (thanks, batteries!) and it's as quiet as a whisper.
7. LELO SONA Cruise
Like a lot of "vibrators" on this list, LELO Sona Cruise takes the "vibrate" out of vibrator, marketing itself as a "sonic clitoral massager." And, let me tell you, I have one of these on my desk right now, turned on, and all I hear is a soft lull — and that probably has more to do with my desk than this super quiet toy. With eight modes to choose from, you can climax over and over and over, and no one will ever know what you're doing under the covers, in the shower, or... wherever you take it.
8. Je Joue Mimi Soft
9. Womanizer Starlet
From the company that started the move away from vibration and made its name as "the world’s only PleasureAir stimulator" back in 2015, comes Womanizer's Starlet. So small, so discreet, so powerful with its six speeds, and yet the sound it makes is practically non-existent.
Going back to school, living with roommates, or having to move in with mom and dad until you land that dream job isn't always fun. But if you're prepared with these goodies, the months will fly by.