Welcome to "The One With All The Outfits." Or "The One With All The Judgement." Or "The One With All The Power Suits." Whatever you want to call it, I have taken the time to painstakingly collect, assess, and rate, in order, EVERY SINGLE ONE of Rachel's outfits from Friends. I've already uncovered the truth about Rachel's Central Perk uniform, so now it's time to dive right in and rank all of Rachel's outfits, not just the employer sanctioned ones. Because Rachel, for better or worse, was Friends' own style icon. Maybe it was Jennifer Aniston that did it, or maybe because Rachel wanted to work in fashion so we just went along with her being the "fashionable one," but whatever it was, Rachel Karen Green held our sartorial hearts in the late '90s and early '00s and we even still covet some of her better outfits today.
From her iconic hair to the unforgettable bridesmaids dress she wore to Barry and Mindy's wedding to her incredible array of both mini skirts and formal gowns to her incredible professional office-wear, Rachel was the one we wanted to dress like. (Sorry Phoebe and Monica, we still love you.) Her best outfits were classic and timeless, and her worst were that era's fashion vomit, but there's no denying that more than 20 years later, we're still drooling over some of Rachel's finest styles (and her sick Ross burns). And sometimes, even when she was bad, she was so, so good.
Without further ado, check out every single one of Rachel's outfits from each season of Friends, ranked in order from best to worst below:
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