I'll be the first to admit that I said a lot of things back in the '90s I wish I could erase from memory. I mean, who convinced me I was cool enough to get away with dropping "da bomb" in casual conversation? But aside from embarrassing choices, there's also the matter of things you said in the '90s that are obsolete now. As in, if we said them now, the youth of today would look like us as though we were actually from the prehistoric period.
Don't get me wrong — I'm all for bringing back '90s slang. I say things like "what's the dilly" and "bounce" routinely and in a totally non-ironic way, if you can believe it. And while some '90s slang may no longer make sense (did it ever, really?), for the sake of this article, we're talking more about things you said IRL on a semi-regular basis that wouldn't make sense if you tossed them out into the world today. Even though our favorite decade is experiencing quite a revival, we can't bring back every single thing that was popular during that time period... no matter how much we'd like to.
Is your curiosity piqued at this point? Good. Let's take a look at some of the things you said during the '90s that have since been rendered obsolete.