17 Weird Valentine's Day Gifts So Odd You May Actually Consider Gifting Them

Valentine's Day creeps up every year with the expectation that we should all display love and appreciation through thoughtful gifts. But a quick search on the Internet will prove that not all Valentine's Day gifts are as memorable as we might hope. Thankfully, there are plenty of weird Valentine's Day gifts so out-there that you might actually consider gifting them. Sure, V-Day is a great opportunity to tell someone you love them. But it's also a better time than ever to crack a joke through a hilariously weird present that will make someone cringe and chuckle in equal measure.

Don't get me wrong: I would be more than happy to receive a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers come Feb. 14. But that doesn't mean I also wouldn't adore a pheromone perfume or a beanie that looks like a boob. Maybe those items don't have the same traditional Saint Valentine theme to them as jewelry or a bottle of wine, but I'm all about switching things up and making V-Day memorable with a downright weird and hilarious gift.

Here are 17 ideas that will make perfectly peculiar yet totally gift-able Valentine's Day presents for anyone. Because when it boils down to it, a willy warmer is going to be a lot more unforgettable than a box of chocolates.

1. Winking Kitty Underwear

Funny Weird Winking Ginger Cat Panties, $12, Etsy

Who wouldn't want a winking kitty on their underpants? This is a hilarious gag gift for Valentine's Day. Extra points if you give this to a cat lover who will actually wear it.

2. Netflix & Chill T-Shirt

And Chill Tee, $28, Urban Outfitters

Because we all know what you and your bae are actually going to do on Valentine's Day.

3. Lovers' Mittens

Red Heart Shaped Lovers Mittens Set, $23, Etsy

These are so you and a loved one can hold hands in secret, or not. My favorite part? The extra mitten so your other hand doesn't have to suffer.

4. Pom Pom Hoop Earrings

Suzywan Sweet Pompom Hoop Earrings, $25, ASOS

Let's face it: Pom poms are a strange concept, especially when paired with hoop earrings. But there's no denying that they're playful and fun. These are perfect for the fashionista in your life who can't deny a cute accessory.

5. Fundies

Fundies Underwear Built For Two, $15, Amazon

Fundies are seriously groundbreaking when it comes to inventive underwear. Knickers you can share with someone? Talk about romance.

6. Tassel Pasties

Glamour Girl Green & Black Satin & Lace Nipple Pasties, $15, Etsy

In terms of romance, lingerie is an obvious answer for Valentine's Day. But why not take it to the next level with a pair of pasties? Miley Cyrus would definitely approve of this funny and sexy gift idea.

7. Fifty Shades Of Grey Blindfolds

Fifty Shades Of Grey Soft Twin Blindfold Set, $15, Spencers

This one's for your friend who's a major Fifty Shades Of Grey fan. Let them decide whether this weird blindfold duo product is to be taken seriously or as a joke.

8. Sleepy Shirt

ASOS CURVE Valentines Heart Sleep Tee, $30, ASOS

It's the next best thing since Regina George's cut-up tank top. This sleepy shirt is a little peculiar, but so super cute.

9. Pheromone Perfume

Erox Body Spray, $60, Erox

For just under $60, you can use this spray to hypnotize anyone around you with pheromones tested to arouse folks of all genders. No product reviews are available, but according to the website, there's a science behind it. Don't take my word for it, though.

10. Mean Candy Hearts Sweater

Rage On Mean Candy Hearts Crewneck Sweater, $65, Rage On

This one's great for that person in your life who absolutely hates Valentine's Day.

11. Kiss Pacificer

Gimme A Kiss Pacifier, $3, Halloween Costumes

Weird. Funny. Terrifying. The choice is yours.

12. Boyfriend Pillow

Boyfriend Body Pillow, $29+, Rakuten

Who needs a boyfriend when you have a, um, boyfriend pillow?

13. Willy Warmer

Gag Gift Willy Warmer, $6, Etsy

Whoever came up with this has a strange, strange mind. But hey, there's no denying it'll make for an amazing gag gift.

14. Sassy Baseball Cap

Kiss My Ass Lips Valentine's Handstitched Cat's Cap, $378, Etsy

This baseball hat pretty much speaks for itself. Extra props to anyone who actually wears it outside the house!

15. Bear Onesie

Brown Bear One Piece Jumpsuit, $226, Etsy

For just over $200, you can get your Valentine a brown bear onesie featuring ears, a tail, and a fireman's flap in case you need to go to the loo.

16. Naughty Temporary Tattoo

Spank Me Temporary Tattoo, $10, Tatatoos

A naughty tattoo is the perfect way to make things extra weird on Valentine's Day. Too bad they are only temporary.

17. Boob Beanie

Boob Beanie, $15, Etsy

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a boob beanie! Come on, you knew that was coming.

There you have it. Seventeen totally weird yet totally gift-able Valentine's Day gifts. Make this V-Day memorable by giving that special human in your life one of theses absolute gems. I guarantee it will be a Feb. 14 to remember.

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