Writer. Hair Metal Aficionado. Cheese Lover. I've written for Playboy, Penthouse, Maxim, and Cosmopolitan among others. In my spare time I like drinking red wine, singing songs using only meows, and designing greeting cards.

How to Write An Epic Love Poem

I like to consider myself a wizard of wit and words. Except when it comes to writing a love poem. I’ve written articles. I’ve written greeting cards. I’ve written sticky notes. I’ve written extremely exciting text messages. I’ve written a term paper…
By Rachel Khona

7 Apps For Improving Your Relationship

Contrary to what you may think, apps aren't just for dating, finding love, or hooking up with someone new. In fact, there are plenty of apps for couples, and they are an awesome way for you to connect to your partner whether you’re in a…
By Rachel Khona

Why Sexy Women Over 50 Make Some Men Uncomfortable

It was the tweet heard around the world. Eternal arbiter of “good taste” Piers Morgan, called Susan Sarandon “very tacky” for wearing showing off her ample cleavage in a white suit and black suit during the SAG awards. Though Morgan was quick to…
By Rachel Khona

How To Beat Period Stigma

Much to Donald Trump’s probable confusion, I’m sitting here working while I’m bleeding. Blood just spurting out like a geyser. No just kidding, I’m wearing a menstrual cup but it’s a gusher. But nonetheless, I’ve had my fair share of period leaks in…
By Rachel Khona

Why I Think Kiran Gandhi Is A Total Badass

When I was 13 years old, my family was invited to an event at the local Hindu temple. Unfortunately, I just so happened to have my period that day. Expressing concern, my mother told me I really shouldn’t be going to the temple while on my period.…
By Rachel Khona

These Are Best Sex Positions for Capricorns

Seeing as I am a huge fan of self-improvement (thanks Oprah!), hence why I decided I needed to know the best sex positions for Capricorns. Because I seek knowledge like a horse seeks water. Each sign is different. Some are more dreamy (I’m looking…
By Rachel Khona

What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You

Sexual positions are like outfits: You have different ones for different moods. Just like that sexy little red dress with the spaghetti straps sitting in the back of your closet, there’s always a sexual position you can’t wait to come back to. A…
By Rachel Khona

6 Reasons Everyone Should Date A Musician

Like hiking the Grand Canyon, visiting Paris, or eating truffle mac n’ cheese, dating a musician is something every woman should do once. Musicians hold an intoxicating sense of allure. From Mozart to Elvis to the unknown guy in the garage band,…
By Rachel Khona

5 Cheap Sex Toys You Need In Your Life

I know what it’s like to be a budget babe. I’ve been known to run like the wind just to score a free bottle of water. And cheap sex toys are no different. Finding the right sex toys on a budget can seem akin to looking for a cheap apartment in New…
By Rachel Khona

6 Funniest Sex Stories Ever

So I’m sitting here hanging out on my balcony with a glass of sparkling Lambrusco trying to pry my friends (via email) for their funniest sex stories. Unfortunately they are all as interesting as a sack of rocks. Side note: you may be wondering how…
By Rachel Khona

5 Reasons First-Borns Make The Best Partners

There's a certain je ne sais quoi about the oldest child. A certain flair. Which is what makes dating the first-born so very awesome. Like sliding down rainbows or eating ice cream with sprinkles on a warm summer day. There are ton of benefits to…
By Rachel Khona

A Brief History Of Female Masturbation

Masturbation seems like something that's been around forever. Probably because it has. Unlike guys, who've always been able to masturbate cheaply and easily (and with far less taboo, I might add), us ladies haven't had it easy. But that hasn't kept…
By Rachel Khona

5 Reasons You Need To Date A Dog Lover

Unlike cats who are prone to hiding, dogs are totally social and will not do strange things like run and hide in a pot in your kitchen cabinet, (true story). Now depending on what you’re looking for in a potential lover a cat-person might be…
By Rachel Khona

5 Hacks To Make Giving Blow Jobs Way More Fun

In the infamous words of Sex and the City’s Samantha Jones, "They don't call [a blow job] a job for nothing." Amen, sista. Not every woman likes giving blow jobs. Depending on the guy you're having oral sex with, a blow job can be like a sensuous…
By Rachel Khona

Will I Get Arrested For Having Sex in Public?

Who hasn't fantasized about doing it outside? The sand under your toes, the waves crashing in the distance as you prance around like Helena Christensen in that Chris Issak video before your partner makes sweet love to you. Or perhaps you're more of…
By Rachel Khona

4 Questions You Should Never Have To Ask In A LTR

You two are closer than peanut butter and jelly. Peas and carrots. Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt. Damn, you guys are cute. Relationships are a beautiful thing. Whether you’re dating, engaged, newlywed or married for eons, you know your tombstones are…
By Rachel Khona

6 Reasons You Need To Date A Capricorn

Capricorns are awesome. I know that because I personally am one. So is Kate Moss and Martin Luther King Jr. So that's pretty good company I'd say. People born between December 22nd and January 20th fall under Capricorn otherwise known as the sign of…
By Rachel Khona

7 Things You Need To Know About Vaginas

Vaginas are like magical mystery machines. Full of awe and wonder, they can do things you wouldn't even dream of, like clean themselves. But if you're anything like me, you probably take your vagina for granted, like you do water or air. But your…
By Rachel Khona

5 Reasons Quickies Are 10x Better Than Coffee

I'm sitting here struggling to keep my eyes open as I'm writing this article. Now there are two things I could do to wake the hell up. I could have a coffee. Or I could just have sex. I love coffee for many reasons. It has lots of caffeine. The…
By Rachel Khona

How To Throw A Kickass Co-ed Bachelorette Party

Perhaps the mere idea of wearing a giant plastic penis around your head the night before you announce your undying love for someone else doesn’t exactly excite you. Or maybe the idea of some woman rubbing her boobs in your fiancé’s face doesn’t give…
By Rachel Khona