13 Dirty Netflix Movies That Are Too NSFW To Watch With Anyone Else

The Orchard

Secondhand embarrassment is a real affliction. It can strike anytime, anywhere, and symptoms include excessive blushing, uncontrollable giggling, and the inability to look another person in the eyes. If these symptoms sound familiar, than you might have made the mistake of viewing these 13 Netflix movies that are too dirty to watch with anyone else in a public forum. This is a mistake. Sure, movies are social events, but sometimes it's just best to watch a film by yourself, especially if it's just going to leave you feeling embarrassed.

I think everyone who has ever had to watch a graphic sex scene with their parents agrees, there are some things one simply cannot watch with parental units. But, did you know there are some movies too dirty to watch with anybody, from parents to perfect strangers? From sex scenes to the filthiest of filthy jokes, there are some things that cause such extreme secondhand embarrassment (or inappropriate arousal, TBH), it forbids anything other than solo viewing. Granted, people with no shame will likely disagree, but as someone who suffers from secondhand embarrassment, I can safely say that I would never be caught dead watching any of these 13 dirty Netflix movies with another human being. In fact, I probably wouldn't even be able to watch them with my cat.

1'The Late Bloomer'

Momentum Pictures

If you don't enjoy speaking frankly about sex with others, then maybe don't suggest The Late Bloomer for movie night.

2'The Overnight'

The Orchard

A parental sleepover leads to a wild night of self discovery in The Overnight. Nothing too shocking, but for the easily embarrassed, it's pretty horrifying to watch in the presence of others.

3'Amorous'

Eye on Film

Amorous (originally titled Hide and Seek) is a romantic drama full of group sex. You've been warned.

4'Leap Year'

Strand Releasing

Warning: do not put on Leap Year thinking it's the 2010 rom-com starring Amy Adams. This Leap Year is a dark, twisted, love story featuring BDSM tones, and is most definitely not suitable for girls' night.

5'Below Her Mouth'

Gunpowder & Sky

Another movie about sexual discovery, Below Her Mouth is, at the very least, a strong NSFW.

6'Bang Gang'

Full House/Canal +

The title gives it away. Bang Gang, a movie about sexually curious teenagers who jump first, think later, is definitely a private viewing experience for those of you who don't want to watch teens simulate sex with other people.

7'10 Rules For Sleeping Around'

Screen Media Films

Sex comedies can definitely be fun to watch with other people, but I'd put 10 Rules for Sleeping Around in the category of most likely to make you laugh out loud if you're not sitting in a room full of strangers.

8'Fragments Of Love'

Strand Releasing

Fragments of Love isn't exactly dirty, but the erotic love story features some pretty frank sex scenes and awkward kinks you might not want to watch in polite company.

9'Nymphomaniac' Vol I & Vol II

Magnolia Pictures

There is so much sex in Nymphomaniac Vol I and Vol II. Too much to watch with others, if you ask me.

10'Sausage Party'

Sony Pictures Releasing

Sausage Party features a sex scene between a hot dog and a hot dog bun, and I can't even think about it without wanting to hide my face in a pillow.

11'Immoral Tales'

Argos Films

Immortal Tales is a more experimental film featuring a series of very graphic sexual stories, all meant to explore the nature of sexuality and desire. But what really makes it hard to watch with others is the lack of music and overwhelming silence of some particularly dirty scenes.

12'Wetlands'

Strand Releasing

Wetlands is... strange. If you don't want to watch a woman grow a plant out of her private parts with other people, do not press play in front of company.

13'The Treacherous'

Lotte Entertainment

The Treacherous is packs a punch as a sexual thriller, but there are also a lot of scenes that are just of women training to be concubines, so, don't say I didn't warn you.

Now, if you do dare watch these movies with other people, might I offer one last suggestion: keep the volume down. Your neighbors will thank you.